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TUA beach Headcanon

• DIEGO STILL WEARS THE GODDAMN SUIT
• “Tell me that thing is not waterproof” “oh but it is”
• Five is the most reluctant to go
• “If you don’t wanna go to the beach we can send you to the water park” “I’ll choke you out”
• They go to a secluded beach so Luther can be his furry self
• Klaus going out of his way to take aesthetic photos for Allison’s Instagram
• Vanya wears a big floppy hat
• Klaus chases what he thinks is an octopus for the majority of the time
• “Ben I’m trying to track down your cousin!!!” “Shut up”
• It ends up being a piece of seaweed
• Klaus brings a Dora the Explorer towel
• Diego refuses to put on sunscreen as well as Luther
• Theyb ur n
• Vanya sits and reads the whole time
• Allison refuses to get her hair wet so she doesn’t go in very far into the water
• Diego ends up shoving her and she falls in all the way and they all have a splash battle
• Allison wins
• Klaus tries to make a sand castle
• The key word there is tries
• Vanya tales aesthetic photos of the sky and the water while Klaus and Diego have a competition on who can hold the most sand in their mouth at one time
• Their sandwiches end up tasting like water… and they’re pretty crunchy too…
• Five hates the feeling of sand between his toes so he makes Luther carry him everywhere
• Five asks if they can leave every ten minutes
• “No we’re staying” “I will literally take the car right now”
• Them being extra they decide to go to like the farthest beach ever
• They stop every half an hour at a Dairy Queen because someone has to piss or wants food
• Klaus wears floaties
• It’s because Ben makes him wear them
• They literally stay at the beach all day
• “THERES A BEE IN THE CAR FUCK” *screeching ensues*
• “Why do I have to be here I can literally just teleport”
• At least one person complains about every song on the radio so they have to constantly change it
• They all take turns driving
• “Hey guys can I drive?” “KLAUS NO”
• They almost get pulled over when Five drives
• They end up screaming along to 2000s pop songs while Five broods and complains in the backseat
• Klaus brings a shit ton of snacks and eats them ALL on the way there
• They find sand in their clothes for weeks after the fact
• Klaus buries Diego whilst he’s asleep
• Diego curses for ten minutes after he wakes up
• Five ends up looking for sea glass for Vanya because he knows how happy that makes her
• Vanya and Five also try finding some cool rocks
• Diego ends up pelting Klaus with the cool rocks
• They have to end up pulling Klaus away
• Five has fun but doesn’t admit it (And brings back some sea glass for Delores)
• They being a beach ball at the start but by the time they leave it is nowhere to be found

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Besides watching the controversies and confusion on dc servers grow (I’m still confused at how this is a thing but ok) why do they follow really similar formats?

Like why has no one wrote about their common love of art?

Damian can draw. Marinette loves fashion.  I’m not up to date on either canon ( dc has too much canon and I watch mlb second hand through my brother who refuses to acknowledge he keeps watching it cos he likes it), but I’m more confused at why no one has attempted this besides school trip to gotham trope. Isn’t Paris supposed to be a city of art?

FACTS

This is a really great point, and while Damian probably wouldn’t be one to go on vacation it could at least be used as common ground.

Most writers usually take advantage of her love of fashion for fluff scenes with gifts and romantic ones where Damian draws her (I am guilty of both) but imagine them arguing over which is the best sketching tool, the best kind of paper, sharing tools and trading. Marinette getting frustrated with so many ideas and not enough time to jot them all down and Damian just drawing something for her so she can go back to it after because he gets it. Spontaneously stopping to sketch, dates where they stroll and draw. The possibilities are endless.

Guess who’s back with stupid headcanons.

So, everyone on the team knows that Akaashi is insanely good with english thanks to him having to learn it for his mother, who doesn’t actually speak Japanese.

Everyone also knows Akaashi doesn’t curse. Except he does, but no one can understand it, since he uses such diverse language that only someone extremely committed to learning or is a mother tongue could interpret.

Cut to a volleyball game, and Akaashi trips in the warmups. He says something and the team is confused.

He apologizes before walking away, but one of the coaches of the other team is completely baffled.

This continues on and at the end of the day, the coach says to Fukurodani’s that ‘their setter is much too foulmouthed, you should do something about that.’

The coach who doesn’t speak English is confused, but shrugs it off as the other just being a sore loser.

Konoha and Bokuto later translate what had been said in English, and when that doesn’t work because Google translate is bad, ask their teacher who whips their head around so fast their neck cracks, before refusing to say what it meant.

The next day Akaashi comes and Bokuto rushes up, Konoha close behind, to ask what 'dickface assbiscuit’ meant. Akaashi blinked.

“It means 'Oh No!’”

The next day in English class, Bokuto gets a question wrong. “Dickface Assbiscuit!”

The teacher has a fit and sends him out.

Bisexual Chad confirmed

Bakugo Headcanon

Bakugo and Y/N are out and about when some asseholes bump into him picking a fight. Bakugo couldnt resist teaching some extras some lessons and it’s 3 on 1. Y/N freaks out wanting to stop Bakugo from fighting. She gets in between then and gets punch by one of the extras. Bakugo goes crazy beats the extras asses and tends sweetly to Y/N.

Bruno’s first welcome-home present after his return was a hand-stitched place mat from Mirabel with his name on it.

Angsty Headcanon: When I first watched Encanto, I was surprised at Mirabel’s lack of bitterness over not having a Gift, as well as her close relationship with Casita. This is because I thought initially that the magic came from Casita, and it was what gave the family members their doors and powers. As the movie went on, it was clear that Casita was a creation of the Encanto, just like the Gifts were, and didn’t have control over everything.

That being said, what if five-year-old Mirabel thought that her door disappearing meant that Casita was rejecting her. Imagine a distraught Mirabel in the nursery after the ceremony, wondering what she did wrong, asking in a broken voice if Casita hates her. Imagine Casita becoming frantic, waving doors, putting blankets around Mirabel’s shoulders, and trying to communicate to her in whatever way it can that it doesn’t hate her and has no idea why she didn’t get a Gift. The whole house starts vibrating with distress, unable to cope with its youngest inhabitant thinking it would hurt her on purpose.

That’s the first time Abuela notices the cracks and wonders if Mirabel is the cause.

After Antonio gives Bruno the jaguar stuffed animal, Bruno keeps it in his poncho as a comfort item when he goes back into the walls. After the reunion with the family, but before Casita is fully rebuilt, he notices Antonio sitting by himself, crying because he misses his animals. Bruno takes the little jaguar out of his pocket and gives it back to Antonio, who immediately hugs it close.

During the celebration after Casita’s rejuvenation, Bruno starts to get overstimulated and sneaks away after the family photo. Antonio finds him hiding in the walls again, trying to calm down. He runs up to his room, grabs the jaguar, and gives it to Bruno to hold.

From that day on, that stuffed animal becomes a wordless expression of understanding and comfort between the two, passing back and forth as it’s needed.

One day, Antonio tags along with Luisa to help her collect the escaped donkeys. He asks one to go back to its pen, but it insists on being carried by Luisa. It turns out that the donkeys all really like her, and escape their pen whenever they want her to pay more attention to them. They also think being carried by a human is fun.

Dolores Headcanon: When Bruno first left the family, Dolores tried telling everyone that he was hiding in the walls, but would always get shut down as soon as she said Bruno’s name. “Don’t upset Abuela!” and “We don’t talk about Bruno!” were repeated to her so much, she eventually gave up and said nothing.

While initially fearful, she soon realized that Bruno spent most of his time muttering good luck incantations and talking to the rats, and was actually harmless. She also knew that he was sitting on the other side of the wall at dinnertime every night.

One day, she hears his stomach rumbling and discreetly moves some food closer to the crack in the wall. Once she leaves, she hears him happily eating (and sharing with the rats). Over the years, she keeps placing food near that wall whenever she helps out in the kitchen. Sometimes, she’ll go down to get a midnight snack and “accidentally” leave one or two pieces of food on her plate, which she leaves sitting out in the open. The plate is always cleaned and washed by the following morning.

Lance’s favorite kind of cake is pineapple upside down cake because it tastes like sunshine and home

You can pry Webkinz collector Lance from my cold dead hands

If you can’t admit Lance sings “Take a Chance on Me” in the shower but replaces Chance with Lance, then you are lying to yourself, sweaty

House’s favorite time of year is the month of June when Dairy Queen has the cotton candy blizzard.

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Coruscant High School AU headcanons

• Quinlan is a substitute teacher. He comes and goes randomly, you can never know when he will show up. It’s also a mystery how do his socks show up, while he hasn’t been seen in the whole school.
• He also likes to tell crazy stories, but no one believes him. They are the most fucked up stories you can hear, that shouldn’t be even possible, but they happened. He is telling the truth, maybe with some dramatic tweaks. He even tells the students that Obi-Wan was there for most of these, yet no one believes him.
• Obi-Wan never denies or confirms these stories. Every time someone asks about it, he humms and strokes his beard and starts talking about something else.
• Yoda’s full name is Gustave Minch Yoda. Maul calls him Bob though.
• Students, teachers, everyone placed bets when Obi-Wan and Cody would get together. They kept it a secret, so they can won the bet. They paid down Ahsoka. She got 50%, and they got 25-25% of the money they won.
• They are disgustingly in love. They will stare into each other’s eyes for minutes without even noticing.
• They both served in the army. They know soldier hand signals and they keep talking using that. People around them hate it.
• Yoda is French, that’s why he is talking with bad grammar. With an accent of course.
• Sheev Palpatine works as a janitor in the school. He is little crazy. Will plot your death if you crossed the path he just cleaned. Be aware,he shockingly knows too many ways how to kill someone.
• Maul already graduated years ago, but he keeps coming back acting like a student so he can sell weed. To whom? Yoda.
• Yoda loves messing with Obi-Wan and steals his tea. Sometimes he switches the tea with weed. No one knows why Obi-Wan acting so weird those days.
• Dex works in the cafeteria. Everyone loves him.
• Obi-Wan buys sunflowers every morning for Cody. How does he get sunflowers when its not summer? No one knows.
• Yoda is bald and only wears green. His favourite shirt is one with a cannabis design. He is 120 cm, sometimes he gets lost and step on when the students fill the hallway. He has a very nice walkingpoking stick, so watch out for your shins. He smells like weed and oldness. He might have an ugly mustache. Maybe.
• Mace Windu is a big theater nerd. He will plan at least two school plays. He cries during them.
• Plo is blind, and the students didn’t notice for weeks. He always wears sunglasses. He also has a bunch of service dogs, called Wolfpack. He is the history teacher in the school.
• Anakin is still in college, studying engineering. He is living off energy drinks. He lost his right arm in an accident, if you ask him about it he will tell a different story every time.
• While Cody and Obi-Wan dont even touch when they are in public areas of the school, they had been caught in the closet many times making out.
• Cody had a mullet for a whole year. He looked fabolous.

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