#hogwarts incorrect quotes
Harry : I’m nervous about today’s quidditch match
Y/n : Against what house?
Harry :Slytherin
Y/n : Don’t worry, snakes have no arms
Draco : I HEARD THAT! *Slithering to the great hall*
George Weasley would be so proud of me.. I AM A QUIDDITCH PLAYER AND A BEATER
With Stamina of 4/10 and strength 5/10
I swear the bludger won’t even move an inch when i hit it
Mcgonagall : I have a very important mission for all of you! Severus,Fred, George, Y/n
Snape : Me included?
Mcgonagall : Yes! Silence, Severus!
Y/n : What do you want us to do?
Fred : Whatever that is-
George : We will accept!
Snape : I WILL NOT ACC-
Mcgonagall : Prank Umbridge for me
Snape : I would love to do it and will do it right now
Triwizard tournament first task
Dragon : Roar roar!
Harry :*standing nervously*
Hermione : YOUR WAND HARRY! USE YOUR WAND!
Harry :*throw his wand at the dragon*
Sorry i was just so busy these couple dayssssss and super long delays on answering your asks :((((((
Y/n : Hermione, please do something with my book
Hermione : What is wrong with it?
Y/n : George charmed it, at first it was sweet, now my eardrums can’t take it anymore
Hermione :*opening the book*
Book :
Y/n : I think Remus has an unhealthy obsession towards chocolate
Remus : I am not obsessed with it!
Sirius : Did you forget when James shit on his pants back in first year because of you!?
Remus : I just want to buy your chocolate!
Sirius : IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!
Y/n : What happened?
Sirius : THIS HAPPENED!!
Ron: at least, I can reach high notes
Y/N: at least, I can reach high standards, Ron
Ron: at least, I can reach high shelves, Y/N
Y/N:
Y/N: fight me, bitch
Ron: wanna help me commit a crime?
Y/N: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!
Ron: oh, sorry
Ron, whispering: wanna help me commit a crime?
Y/N: of course, what do you need?
Ron: why was the Cinderella in that muggle movie the only one talking to the rats?
Harry: (murmuring something incoherent in his sleep)
George: (doesn’t even wake)
Fred: (throws something)
Ron: were the rats speaking human language?
Y/N, angrily knocking a broom on the ceiling one floor below: SHUT UP!
Oliver: do you like my outfit?
Y/N: not as much as I like what’s underneath it…
Oliver:
Oliver: what?
Y/N: I need your chair
Y/N: get up
Y/N: Ron has been staring at the window ever since the storm started…
Hermione:
Y/N:
Y/N: maybe I should let him inside…
Hermione:
Rose: can I have a piece of cake?
Y/N, babysitting: what’s the rule?
Rose, sighing: no cake before dinner…
Y/N: no, that’s your mom’s rule
Y/N: mine is: if you’re gonna get a piece of cake, you also bring me one…
Y/N: you were raised from the dead
Y/N: like a zombie
Y/N: and an orphan
Y/N: so…
Tom: no
Y/N: you’re like a mummy-
Tom: Y/N, STOP!
Y/N: who’s got-
Tom: NO!
Y/N: no mommy
Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)
Ron: must be hard no being able to laugh
Y/N: why? I canlaugh
Ron: really? I’ve never heard you laugh…
Y/N: well, I’ve never heard you say anything funny…
Tom: in order to become immortal, I had to drain and then drink my own blood
Y/N: big fucking deal
Y/N: I worked in Fred and George’s shop in summer
Y/N: so not only I’ve been through hell, I was assistant manager there
McGonagall: so, is there something you three wanna say?
George: we feel really bad
Fred: never shall we levitate Malfoy to the top of the Christmas tree again
McGonagall:
Y/N:today
Y/N: never shall we levitate Malfoy to the top of the Christmas tree again today
Y/N: I touch myself when I think of both of you
Fred:
George: what?
Y/N: yeah
Y/N: I aggressively rub my temples because you’re so FUCKING loud!
Y/N: you’re my best friend
Y/N: I would do absolutely everything for you
Pansy:
Pansy: eat three meals a day and sleep at least seven hours every night
Y/N:
Y/N: fuck you
Ron: what did you get me for my birthday?
Y/N: see that brand new flying Honda right there?
Ron, grinning: yes
Y/N: a toothbrush in that exact color
Molly: so, what did you guys get in your yearbook?
Harry: prettiest smile
Hermione: nicest personality
Ron: most likely to start a bar fight
Y/N:leastlikely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one…
