Slytherin: Not gay as in happy, queer as in f*ck you

Hufflepuff:Hey, I like your shirt.

Slytherin: You do, you know what its made off?

Hufflepuff, confused: No, what is is made of??

Slytherin:Boyfriend material ;)

Hufflepuff:(///_///)

I accidentally uploaded this to my main lol :/ (I deleted it afterwards btw)

After accidentally tearing up a page in Ravenclaw’s book

Gryffindor: I did a bad thing.

Slytherin: Does it in anyway impact Me or Huffy negatively??

Gryffindor: Not really.

Slytherin: Then suffer in silence.

Sunday Morning

Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?

Gryffindor:Ohh, ill have some.

Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.

Gryffindor: -_-

Gryffindor: I’m a Renaissance Historian.

Ravenclaw:Oh really? Name 4 Renaissance artists.

Gryffindor:Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael.

Ravenclaw: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

Slytherin: The world feels weird

Ravenclaw: *without looking up from their laptop* Have you taken your meds?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: *going to the other room* No need to call me out

Ravenclaw : The real question is would you rather fight King Kong or Godzilla?

Slytherin : Godzilla if you give like 5 mins to prepare.

Hufflepuff : Why do you need 5 mins?

Slytherin : Gotta stretch and shit

Hex Girls

Slytherin: let’s go hex someone. *unbuttons robe to reveal a Quidditch bat*

Other slytherin: You are a delight and I would let you murder me.

*light bulb* Idea

Slytherin: Are you guys up for summoning a ghost? Cause I’m down to get Edison up in here

Study hall

Abbey (slytherin): Bro if you want to help someone write an essay go write mine and go away.

Jo (slytherin): How about you write your own and I’ll fix it when you’re done?

Abbey: damn ok.

Heart thief

Ravenclaw: you know, bisexuality isnt that hard to understand. Girls are cute. Guys are cute. What do you want from me?

Slytherin: I want your wallet