#meg mccaffrey
Reyna: I finally know why no one has a crush on me.
Nico: Why?
Reyna: I am too strong to be crushed.
Annabeth: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Piper: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.
Jason: It’s called connotation.
Nico: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Leo: Great news! Language is now cancelled!
Leo: You’re doing it wrong.
Jason: I’m not taking advice from you! You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’!
Reyna: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Piper: Why are there just pictures of you?
Reyna: Because I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Lester/Apollo *sees a child climbing up a 15 foot tree and falls*: Where are the adults?
Lester/Apollo *realizes it’s Meg*: Wha- I’M THE ADULT
So I’m done Tower of Nero. I may have cried. Spoilers ahead!
Let me repeat that
TOWER OF NERO SPOILERS AHEAD
- there are a lot of Nico things I have to post about and rest assured I will.
- Solangelo
- I cannot believe Rick took the “Will lights up like a glowsitck” head canon and ran with it
- Rick really said Apollo created the honey he gay meme. Iconic? Iconic.
- Piper is a queer icon wbk
- but on that note I’m seriously so happy Rick gave her a girlfriend. I’ve never seen so many queer characters in a children’s book, and it’s amazing that he’s doing this for people.
- RACHEL IS AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN
- everyone who hated her for no reason had better be eating their words, she’s awesome.
- the character development in this series is impeccable
- Meg is also a queen and I love her
- I actually really liked the book and the series, and I know a lot of people didn’t and that’s fine, but yeah.
- if you’re still reading this thank you for caring about my opinions, I hope they’re mildly entertaining for you.
- I’m really going to miss this series but we have a lot to look forward to and I can’t wait to see it
- If anyone wants to talk about any of the books with me I am always down.
Meg:What if I ordered you to kill yourself?
Apollo: DO YOU WANT THE WORLD TO END?
Meg:Well yeah? Like, why are YOU the main character all of a sudden?✋