#number four
klaus, coming home with a huge coat:
allison: what’s in the coat?
klaus’ coat, frantically meowing:
klaus:drugs
klaus: ben told me to grow up and I was speechless
klaus: it’s kind of hard to talk with 45 gummy bears in your mouth
Credit the artist @duckhymn
Credit the artist @duckhymn
That’s the real torture if you gotta know: watching your brother taking for granted everytihng you lost and pissing it all away
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-For three years, I tried to change for a new work, in vain, until this year, the fourth
-After the interview, I was supposed to start on 01/04/20…On April’s fools…But it was cancelled due to covid.
-I was called again in june, the fourth day of the month, to start as a librarian on the 1 July 2020…Wednesday.
-Hermes kept the best for yesterday… The database for all the municipal libraries in my town is called …Ermes, no H, but still…
Hermes is incredible, truly…
Two days after this post, I took some books on my individual card for the last time before the professional card…The date for returning the books is … 4 September.
So if I ever had a doubt that the number 4 is sacred for Hermes, it’s definitively gone.
Ben: Minecraft is the most romantic video game in existence.
Klaus: Fuck Netflix and chill, let’s build us a house!
Klaus: So how are you liking Twitter so far?
Five: The Wendy’s Twitter account just told me to go fuck myself
Klaus: I bet you haven’t done a single good deed today.
Five: That’s not true at all; in fact, I prevented a murder just earlier this morning.
Klaus: Oh?! Wow, Five, that’s wonderful. How did you manage that?
Five:Self Control.
Diego: We need money.
Klaus: I have an idea!
Ben: We’re not selling your bath water.
Klaus: I have no ideas.
Klaus: Hey, can you tuck me in?
Five: This,, this is a shovel-
Klaus: Just spread the dirt over me as evenly as possible thanks.
Klaus, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
Klaus: I like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “Don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” Then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “Yeah, it’s Grade A alright…The real deal.”
Ben: People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked, you walnut
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Klaus:Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’re landing immediately. The bad news? We’re crash-landing.
Klaus: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
