#piper mclean
Annabeth, on her phone: Grover, where are you and Percy exactly?
Grover: We got lost
Annabeth: Yea well maybe you can tell me a street name or something?
Grover: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion
Annabeth: I’m gonna need you to be more specific
Percy:Simba
Annabeth, towards Juniper: Yeah we’re never finding them
Annabeth: “Have kids” they said, “It’ll be fun” they said
Percy, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!
Leo: it’s to big to smother, get the reverse flame thrower!!
Jason: it’s called a fire. extinguisher
Why PJO is bette than HoO (pt 4)
- like no one dies, leo comes back, the guy nico killed fir effect on Octavion, Scipio the pegasus, Octavian (and no one cares about him), the hunters and amazons were the only like serious deaths and even that was like quickly out of mind
- frazel age gap is a no for me, make hazel older
- not as much character relations in HoO, tell me a time where like Frank and Piper talked, or Hazel and Jason, like sure they still talked but like not a real talk
Why PJO is better than HoO (pt 3)
- the final battle of Kronos, you had Percy, Annabeth and Grover, the main characters of the series, battling him. While in the war with gaea the seven take out the giants but when they get back to chb only leo, piper and jason fight gaea, whole Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, and frank just fight some monsters and thats it (and i know everyone’s gonna respond with “well it’s not Percy and Annabeths story anymore”, but like seriously i don’t care, and what abt Frank and Hazel?? if it’s not Percy and Annabeths i would much rather it be Frank and Hazel then Jason’s
- (basically saying the same thing) no one else participates i mean what about Percy, Annabeth, Hazel and Frank?? like, they’re important too that’s why they were in the rest of the series (plus i think they’re more powerful than Jason, Piper or Leo but don’t get me started on that)
Why PJO is better than HoO (pt2)
- everyone was always doing something (even the side characters) it wasn’t just Clarisse is fighting a monster or Travis is with Connor doing stuff its: Clarisse is pissed that someje killed uer best friend and is getting revenge, whole Travis is stealing stuff to help the medics heal everyone because they’re running out of supplies
- was only a couple of chapters to actually kill Gaea, one or two
Jason: You should apologize to Leo
Piper:Fine
Piper, to Leo: Unfuck you or whatever
Leo: *pushing a pull door*
Piper: *recording* push harder!
the most unrealistic thing abt pjo is how everyone is able to memorize the prophecy after hearing it once
So now we got a PJO TV series can I nominate myself as a Mohawk/ Cherokee mix half Native American to play Piper McLean?
FR lets NOT hire a white, Latina, Hispanic, or Indian girl to play Piper. Her native heritage is important to her story, and that needs to be shown. With an ACTUAL significantly native actress.
annabeth : having a breakdown bcuz of ptsd and trauma from tartarus
piper (an empath) : just FEEL
Think of a number 1-30 to see what PJO character you are
1- Octavian
2- Rachel Dare
3- Will Solace
4- Jason Grace
5- Percy Jackson
6- Annabeth Chase
7-Reyna Ramirez-Arellano
8- Hazel Levesque
9- Frank Zhang
10- Piper McLean
11- Leo Valdez
12- Silena Beuragard
13- Nico di Angelo
14- Drew Tanaka
15- Apollo
16- Connor Stoll
17- Sally Jackson
18- Travis Stoll
19-Paul Blofis
20- Charles Beckendorf
21- Clarisse La Rue
22- Ethan Nakamura
23- Luke Castilian
24- Grover Underwood
25- Thalia Grace
26- Bianca di Angelo
27- Tyson
28- Chiron
29- Coach Hedge
30- Nancy Bobofit
good morning gay people on my phone can we talk about the “dark part” of everyones powers in pjo? we saw dark percy choking a godess but can we talk about how piper could literally make someone k word themselves just by talking to them?
piper broke up w jason bc he tried to hang live laugh love signs in her dads house
toa spoilers
how do we think piper breaking up w jason went? I interpret it as piper was a lesbian and she tried to tell him but he never knew. we all know he can be dense asf bc of the nico & cupid scene so I imagine it to be something like this
piper: it’s just…on top of the whole fake memories, us basically being forced to date, and all that, I like girls instead. I’m sorry
jason: yes. female friendship is truly special
piper: no
piper: how do i block someone in real life
jason: get a restraining order
leo: move away and create a new identity
reyna: murder them.
“reread percy jackson so you’ll be prepared for the disney + series” they said “it’ll be nostalgic” they said
how mortals saw ares and percy’s fight in “the lightning thief” through the mist
i’m sorry but this is percy reenacting how nancy bobofit fell in the fountain at the metropolitan art museum while annabeth listens and grover records
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