Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. I will block minors interacting with this work.
Length: 8.4K
Notes: Fuck it, third part of the Stewy Hosseini fic
Warnings: Cursing, angst, explicit sexual content—unsafe sex
Summary: You’d be lying if you said you haven’t thought about Stewy since Rhomboid, but you’ve honestly tried not to. Every time Stewy’s voice, or the memory of his touch or kiss have snuck into your head, you’ve shoved it back into its place.
“We cool?”
You hardly look away from your screen as you hear the question.
“…Huh?” You manage after a long pause.
“You and me, are we, uh…”
You glance over, sweeping your eyes over Michael’s wary, hunched posture beside your desk.
“…Are we what?” You press. “We’re fine, what the fuck are you talking about?” Michael’s eyes flicker to you, dark and nervous. You hesitate before adding, “Michael, I’m giving you a clean slate here. Do me a favor—do not ask any more questions, and we can both forget whatever the fuck happened over the weekend. Okay?”
Michael’s eyes dart, stunned, across your face before he gives a single, firm nod. “Okay.”
For my birthday this year Joe treated me to this bad boy – The Polar Loop Activity Tracker! I’ve wanted an activity band to help track my exercise for a while and after a bit of research I realised that the Polar Loop was the one for me and I haven’t been disappointed.
The Polar Loop Activity Band is a rather unassuming piece of wrist candy that you wear all the time to help track the activity you’re doing and how much you move. It comes in a box with a USB charger and easy instructions to help you snip the plastic band down to size so it fits comfortably on your wrist.
With the help of it’s incredibly user-friendly iphone app it tells you how much sleep you’ve had and beeps when it’s time to move to stop you sitting in one place for too long - two very useful features. It also tells you how many calories you’ve burnt and how much more of a certain exercise you need to do to reach your daily activity goal. You can use an external heart rate monitor with your polar loop if you want an accurate calorie reading but it seems to do a good job guesstimating and i’ve found i’ve come away with different readings from my kickboxing lessons depending on how hard i worked.
Overall i think it’s a fab little product and i love mine to bits but for those looking for a quick review so they can compare to others on the market here are my pro’s and con’s -
Pros
-Comfortable even on my tiny wrists:Fully customisable size and if you accidentally cut too much off they will send you a replacement strap!
-Tracks sleep:Such a useful feature for me as i know i don’t get enough and sleep is super important for a healthy lifestyle
- Inactivity alerts:Great for keeping track of how long you’ve been sat at your desk i know they might not seem like they do sometimes, but those hours tick by very quickly!
-Great iphone app:Easy to use, read and interact with.
-Easy setup:Just plug into your laptop to sync, sort out the settings and enter your stats and you’re good to go!
-Simple to use:One touch button, simple and effective
-Smart looking:Doesn’t look too out of place or scream sports watch when you’re wearing it all the time
Cons
-Calories are estimates unless with heart rate monitor: However i think they’re pretty close give or take a few
-Battery life doesn’t last long:I do find mine needs charging every 4-5 days which can be a bit of a pain, but charging is quick with your laptop for about an hour
So if you’re looking for a sports watch/activity tracker then i’d highly recommend the little Polar Loop. I think Joe got mine from Wiggle for around £69.
Do you use an activity tracker or heart rate monitor when you work out?
Tweet me @xameliax and let me know your favourite brand
I had over 600 matchs in my Tinder app, and this was after I loose more than 300 guys, So I think that maybe in my entire life, I got 1000 likes (being 100% honest).
I can tell you I found a lot of jerks, weird and pathetic guys, but I didn’t loose hope, as lots of my friends found their boyfriends there I really was hoping I could find someone too.
I dated a lot of younger and older guys, one more jerk than the other. I also could find lots of guys I met before and loose contact with, and I honestly had sex with many of them but it was only because I was in my phase of feeling as a nymphomaniac because I really only wanted sex from guy. This was the meaning of Tinder right? to find someone to get laid.
If you want to start sounding super sophisticated when you speak Swedish you can use phrases like this one.
Å ena sidan… = on the one side…
Å andra sidan… = on the other side…
These phrases are used when considering the pros and cons of something. In English it is quite common to say “hand” instead of “side” which does not really work in Swedish. “Andra” also means second. So “Å andra handen” would be quite confusing. It sounds like you are talking about something that is “secondhand” for some reason.
Å ena sidan vill jag äta godis idag = on the one hand I want to eat candies
Å andra sidan är det inte lördag = on the other hand it is not Saturday
It is kind of an old idiomatic expression which is still used today. That is way the “å” part might not make a lot of sense to you. Just know that it works in this expression and pretty much nowhere else.
Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. I will block minors interacting with this work.
Length: 8.4K
Notes: Fuck it, third part of the Stewy Hosseini fic
Warnings: Cursing, angst, explicit sexual content—unsafe sex
Summary: You’d be lying if you said you haven’t thought about Stewy since Rhomboid, but you’ve honestly tried not to. Every time Stewy’s voice, or the memory of his touch or kiss have snuck into your head, you’ve shoved it back into its place.
“We cool?”
You hardly look away from your screen as you hear the question.
“…Huh?” You manage after a long pause.
“You and me, are we, uh…”
You glance over, sweeping your eyes over Michael’s wary, hunched posture beside your desk.
“…Are we what?” You press. “We’re fine, what the fuck are you talking about?” Michael’s eyes flicker to you, dark and nervous. You hesitate before adding, “Michael, I’m giving you a clean slate here. Do me a favor—do not ask any more questions, and we can both forget whatever the fuck happened over the weekend. Okay?”
Michael’s eyes dart, stunned, across your face before he gives a single, firm nod. “Okay.”
Michael is just gross and that’s all I have to say about him rn.
I love Stewy finding out that he’s not Reader’s first rich asshole. Humble that bitch hehe. Although Reece can take a kick in the teeth for mentioning Kendall and the Roys.
Of course, Stewy has a weakness for people who just go “fuck it”. He just loves Scorpio energy I bet.
“You really do mean credit card.”
“Uh-huh.”
“But I like his credit card.”
“I’ll give you another one.”
Sugar daddy!
I love he’s slowly being affectionate and Reader either doesn’t notice or refuses to. I’m banking on the second one.
Three bathrooms!
No dick or pussy has ever had my buying them scotch. Reader is whipped. And probably broke.
Awww, Reader admits to liking him too!
Ayee, I love psychic boo knowing you’re hot even from Argestes. I wonder if Michael heard.
Yes, read him out! I know Stewy has this easy-going persona and seems to take everything with a perfect quip but I like that Reader is indirectly telling him, he’s allowed to be tired with the reader. I think it ties back to why he makes Reader so unsure.
So that apartment visit went exactly how I expected. Won’t be surprised if he starts a GoFund me in reader’s name just to be a dick.
This post was based on a question I received on my thoughts on stay-at-home moms & wives.Click here to read.
Ladies, it is essentialto know the lifestyle you want to live. If your main priority is to take care of your kids and enjoy leisure time. Then, you may prefer to be a stay-at-parent. If being a boss babe and having independence is important to you, you may prefer being an entrepreneur or having a career.
Perks of being a Career Woman
Financial Independence:
When you make your own money, YOUcall the shots! If financial independence is important to you and gives you peace of mind a career might be for you.
You may like the status and recognition that comes with earning your own money.
Larger social pool:
Most stay-at-home moms hang out with their families and other stay-at-home moms. If you enjoy socializing in corporate functions a career is a better option.
When you have a career that takes you places and into settings with a variety of people, it can be more rewarding for your career or business.
Purpose beyond family life:
Although being a mother and wife is rewarding, some may want a life surpassing home.
If you feel your calling is beyond being a mother and wife a career you are passionate about you fulfill that need.
You don’t want to look back and wish you did more. Find a life that is worth living, and that includes working.. so be it.
Perks of being a Homemaker
You never miss a moment:
When you stay at home you can be there for every moment of your kid’s childhood.
From ballet practice to graduations to prom. You won’t miss a beat! (My mom was a stay-at-home mom for 15 years. she was there for my sibling through everything.)
Rest in your femininity:
Feminine energy is receptive and less active than masculine energy. When you stay home and are able to live more leisurely you can rest in your femininity.
Allows your partner to work hard for you and your family while you focus on making the house a home.
Freedom (more or less):
You can spend the day as you wish with no other obligation than taking care of the kids, possibly making meals and maintaining the home.
Attending meetups with other stay-at-home moms.
picking up a profitable hobby like blogging or painting.
Disclaimer: You can be a successful ambitious woman and a stay-at-home mom, but remember: it can be very difficult to do it all at once! This can eventually lead to burnout.
On my seventh birthday in 1984, completely off my radar as it were, Roger Waters, the chief lyricist and bassist for Pink Floyd released his first solo album. Tensions were at an all time high in the band, as Roger would soon announce the end of Pink Floyd, much to the remaining members’ chagrin. Topically, Roger was on a roll. Whether or not he was hitting a midlife crisis or not, every bit of…
Cons -I either super quiet or bouncing off the walls, there is no inbetween. -I have anemia, so if I get comfy, I fall asleep very easily. I apologize in advance. -I am currently broke. -I am a major klutz, so watch out. -I am in school most days and studying A LOT the rest of the time. -I don’t really wear makeup much. -I am a bit messy. -I am very shy around new people, which makes it difficult to make new friends. Enough of that, on to the pros! Pros -I am in school a lot so one day I will make very good money. -I don’t really wear makeup, so it won’t take me long to get ready to go anywhere. -I am very sweet, kinda short, and love to cuddle. You will probably get tired of cuddling so this probably should be on the cons list too. -I am an excellent cook, and I LOVE to bake. Bad day at work? I’ll whip up some cookies and brownies and turn on Netflix, you just relax. -I am good at all household chores except washing windows, but thats hardly ever done, so we’re good. -I love to read pretty much anything, and I am also very good at writing. Have an essay to write for school? Awesome, what’s it about?
