#scissors

day 27: worm

day 28: scissors

day 29: exit

A Cutting Edge Update

June 29, 2018

Today day started off with a trip to Cracker Barrel as I finished my Economics course yesterday. I figured I’d treat myself to a caramel coffee as my cousin had something similar when we went there with her a few weeks ago. I’m glad I did as I discovered as we were waiting for our food that I finished my class with an A, and that my C on my end of year exam didn’t bring my grade down as much as I expected. It’s been an absolutely amazing day with my aunt and grandmother, we had a Girls Day Out with breakfast to start, then Michaels Craft Store next. We bought quite a bit and ended up with some beads to make my aunt a Spinraza bracelet like my grandmother, father, cousin, and I have. This was the end result.

It was thanks to doing is bracelet that I ended up handling scissors.

This is not something I have been able to do. Ever. The amount of Occupational Therapists that tried to give me scissors that were “adapted” to “help me” cut independently… I won’t get into that. But today, I saw the scissors, picked them up with one hand, put my fingers in accordingly, and started cutting the air. So my grandmother gave me some paper and said have at it. So I did. I even cut a circle out of the paper, which I stupidly didn’t record, but I folded the paper in half, and cut half a circle to make a whole circle. I cut a double thickness piece of paper. Cutting just a regular thickness is usually difficult enough, but no I had to make myself justsee if I could do it. The rest is history!!

pronouncingitwang:

ronniemree-deactivated20210903:

[ID: Two pairs of intricate metal scissors. One has handles made up of various loops and a crisscrossing ribbon design on the blade; the other has handles and a body shaped like a butterfly. /end ID]

Basic rules of wrestling…….

Always giggle your big bulge while facing down your opponent, particularly if you’re as hairy chested and big bulged like Dirty Dick……..

When you have one bearded dude against another bearded dude and it’s time to show everyone who is the best beard, never stop at one knee drop to the balls……..always go twice!!!!!

Always find time to do 2 on 1 against your opponent in a tag team match…….

…..always!!!!

Yank on his hair while you choke him with your big muscle arms…….

On a nice day, always practice sparring with your buddy…….

Or just drop him to the grass and scissors choke him especially if you’re shirtless and he’s in a fuckin tank top……you’re a dude, go shirtless on a sunny day!!!!

Always shove his dirty sweaty pre cum stained speedo in his mouth……

……..then stomp on his face for a total show of dominance!

Get the audience involved……

Never listen to the ref, it’s your match, do what the fuck you want!!!!

Always pull a wedgie as high as possible…….

…..for maximum humiliation and pain!!!!

Always grab a hold of his hair to keep him on his knees……where he belongs…..

….and yank on it when you want him back on his feet!!!

Always go…….

….for the fuckin balls!!!!!

After you smother pin him and he taps……

Choke him out…….

Then shove his speedos in his mouth!!!!!

When the older opponent camels and fishhooks and rakes your face…….

Return the favor when you regain control!!!! And choke him while grabbing his bulge!!!!

When wrestling in your surfing board shorts, shirtless, under the sun, on the sand, while your gym buddies watch, always smile for the camera and do whatever to takes to humiliate your buddy…….you want to be known as the champ!!!!

When you have your younger opponent down on the ground and ready to give up, crank him back in a sleeper camel…..knock him out, don’t accept the tap!!!!

Always make him lick the sweat from your bulge……

When he goes for your nip……and watch his expression……

……go for his!!!

Always yank on the hair when you go in for an erotic close kiss while working his belly……

Then smother your bulge in your face……

Always grab a hold of his face with your full hand when you go in for a corner make out session…….

Always flex and make him look right at your arms……then you should spit in his mouth…….really show your ownership of him……

When your buddy has your opponent down and locked up in the middle of the backyard ring, always press your boot into his throat…….

…..an elbow to his throat will also work…….

Always yell out when you got some bearded punk in gold trunks down on the mats in pain…….

When you mount him and remind him what a pussy he is, always shove your fingers and hand into this mouth, down his throat, as you talk shit in his ear, reminding him who is in charge……

…..or just claw and rip it the fuck open……

When he tried to bridge up, always stomp him in the fuckin chin!!!

Always put him on the display so the dudes in the front row can trash talk him and remind him what a pussy he is…….

Always show off with your alpha pack the day before the match……

Always check out the goods……

If you’re leaned and tan and you got your slightly bigger pale opponent dazed in the corner, toss him a few more punches, keep him out of it……..

When you’re big bearded and are up against some lean wanna be punk, always aim to take his head off with your clotheslines…….

…..or stretch him out and punch his ribs, that’ll hurt like hell……

When you manage to get your bigger opponent down, lock him up and keep him under your control by going after his nips……

…..otherwise he might turn the tables and gain the win…..

…..or just go after the pec…..

If you have one of the tag partners outside the ring, always stretch out his arms against the canvas and double team that chest of his……..

…..or just go for the balls…..

Sometimes it’s the most basic and small holds that hurt like hell……like just pull back on his finger….look at the pain he’s in, even his partner is concerned……

Here the pull pulls back all the fingers and combines it with a fish hook……pain and humiliation, all in one!!!

triangleruler:

拙宅擬人化ブンボー軍団

Aries: pen to stab a bitch who talking shit

Taurus: fuckboy repellent

Gemini: earphones

Cancer: triplus 30 pack fine liners to make the hoes jealous

Leo: phone charger

Virgo: paracetamol

Libra: ruler to smack a bitch

Scorpio: gum

Sagittarius: water to fulfil them thirsty hoes

Capricorn: coloured pencils for cheeky doodles

Aquarius: scissors to cut an annoying bitch

Pisces: pillow

There’s no heterosexual explanation for how much Jade West loved scissors