#seriously wtf
can someone explain how this is POSSIBLY even considered adult content ?
when did we as a society start using pfp over icon and avatar i feel like i missed the boat on that one
A guy tried to rape me at work. I work night shifts at a hotel. He was married fir three years. Wtf. I was just trying to do laundry. I’m so upset. I have fuckin ptsd now. Thank you for fucking me up mentally. I hate you Levi. You cunt piece of trash. Die.
I’m going to guess it tastes like shit!
Seriously, who the fuck eats this shit?
Me: *makes routine in order to try and de-stress and feel accomplished in my day to day life instead of drifting with no rhyme or reason, and hopefully feel better physically and mentally for it*
Also me, three days later: whelp that was a fun experiment! I have never felt worse in my life!
If you thought I was sensitive,
you should I meet my skin
the fandom’s obsession with making gary out to be a sexual assaulter is fucking weird send tweet
I…WHAT?! I get shit for just drawing Jimmy and Gary as adults doing cute couple shit but this garbage is allowed in the fandom without comment?!?!?
Shoutout to Lost Ark for the most WTF monster name I’ve seen in a long time (yes that does in fact say “Bladder Collector Doujebe”)
Not sure how much further I’ll get now I’ve hit 1100 since the RNG mechanics stink, and my lack of progress on either my novel or my fic is annoying me, but if you see me on Stonehearth, feel free to say howdy.
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halsey you’re everything
Can I just say episode 24 is the stupidest thing I’ve seen yet
Hi yes hello Mango here
it is 5:21 AM on january sixth and i
have ligmaam still shadowbanned on tumblr dot comunfortunately I may have to make a new blog if this keeps up
im gonna make a sideblog, wait for like 2 more weeks and if my main isn’t un-shadowbanned then I’ll have to move everything there ♀️
but uh
yeah
SO I CREATED THE OTHER BLOG AND APPARENTLY IT’S SHADOWBANNED TOO????????
I AM THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO PUNTING MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM.
I’MDONE.
The Mysterious Case of Phichit’s Eye
Hello, everyone! Nico and Phichit’s human here, to share a story about lack of posts, sick beans, and freaking weird-ass medical mysteries! (Spoilers: there’s a happy ending!)
So, you may have noticed that our anxious bean has a growth beneath his eye:
He had it when we adopted him at 2-3 years old (they don’t band birds in Japan so we aren’t exactly sure), and they said he was born with it. The vets said it was probably just a fatty tumor, definitely benign as otherwise he would have died a while ago, and so we just let it be.
About a year ago, it started growing, like really fast. Because it was right under his eye (the skin around the growth is part of his eyelid), surgery would be too dangerous unless he was already on death’s door, and he seemed fine otherwise, so the vet advised us to just leave it. Then a couple of months ago, the skin started breaking and bleeding really easily, and this weird growing scab appeared on the front of the growth: the vet told us the tumor had broken through the skin and was now growing outward, and each time the skin broke, more was exposed. Still, nothing to be done except give him pain meds and try to minimize falls and bleeding. Even Nico was starting to ignore him, like he was already a goner.
One week ago, Phichit fell out of the cage while we were getting ready for our wedding,and all around where the tumor had broken the skin, it started bleeding really seriously. Like, welling up so fast we couldn’t put any coagulant powder on at first, so much that he would shake his head and blood would splatter everywhere. We were worried we would have to cancel to take him to the vet but a lot of blood and panicking later, we got it to stop bleeding. We ended up deciding that the best thing to do was let him rest and if he passed while we were getting married, at least he wasn’t in pain anymore. But, he was still alive that night, and made it through the week, though clearly miserable. The weight of the growth and the way the tumor protruded was pulling his eyelid down so far he couldn’t close his eyes, he wasn’t moving much and only barely eating…we planned to take him in for surgery or euthanasia soon because it was clear his time was limited.
Then this morning, we opened his cage to check on him and…
The tumor FELL OUT.
I kid you not. No blood, except maybe one drop on a single claw, no sound, nothing, just a much-more-energetic bird with a hole in his face and a giant gross scabby thing on the bottom of the cage. It literally fell out of his face.
The vet was totally shocked, said he’d never seen anything like it, but after examining the bird, Phichit has been given a clean bill of health, some antibacterial healing ointment, and orders to make sure nothing gets into the hole while it heals over and to bring him back in next week.
My mother’s theory, which makes a lot of sense, is that when he fell last week, the bleeding was due to the tumor being broken off from the blood vessels, but the tumor also acted as a plug and kept enough pressure on that he didn’t bleed out, but the blood supply to the tumor was cut off still. Then it dried out and he probably scratched at it last night and it just…popped right out.
Our bird accidentally did surgery on himself.
So now yay, hopefully the anxious bean will begin to recover and be happy and healthy again! But wow, what a freak series of coincidences, right? Whew!!!
And now, warning….gross photos of the tumor and Phichit’s temporary face hole, as proof this weird-ass thing actually happened:
Look at how big that thing was!!! No wonder he’s already so much happier and more active! And he can close his eye again!! Such a relief!!!
edHuCaTIoN
“Oh that hateful main character, he might have survived the plan I’ve concocted while talking to the plastic cup but oh boy I swear that he will never outlive my trip to the Espresso Machine!”
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It’s so funny that people who are aggressively against any western influence, have chosen 2 latin letters as their symbols.
I’m a sexy cat
All my life my dad was like ‘find something your interested in and apply yourself to it and you’ll succeed’. Which was generally good advice.
But the problem was it only applied to things he considered good…
Like when I did media studies as an A Level, I absolutely loved it. It was so much fun and so interesting. It was definitely my thing
We did all our coursework on blogs and shared the links with our teachers for grading etc. So I did all my analysis etc on this blog and I was so proud of it. It was probably the best work of my life. So I shared the link with my dad
His response? 'You’ve written so much. I’m not reading through all that.’
Well OK I’m sorry that your interest isn’t obscure music videos but at least try? You wrote your dissertation on tree rings?? Who wants to read pages of that? Maybe find some nice way of saying it. I worked my ass off on your advise and all you’ve got is 'meh can’t be bothered’?
I’m sorry that I’m not gonna be a solicitor or an accountant or whatever. I’m not good with numbers but damn can I write an essay. I’m sorry that it’s not something you’re not interested in but maybe you should have thought about that before giving that advise instead of waiting to crush my ambition
Have you guys ever tried to poop while your feet are asleep because it’s pretty unpleasant
@kaju-pista ’s gynaecologist literally told her that unmarried women shouldn’t use tampons
tell me you’ve never read the bible without telling me you’ve never read the bible
