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Nicodemus: *evil maniacal laughter*
Nicodemus: That was a very funny joke, Ms. Ascher, thank you.
Ascher: …. Okay, then.
Harry: Thomas, you have to get up the apartment’s on fire.
Thomas: *groan* How big is the fire?
Harry: Big.
Thomas: *grumbles* *gets up*
Joe: Dad, they’re following me!
Ian:Who?
Joe: They’re following me.
Ian: Who’s following you?
Joe: The bugs!
Ian: The bugs?!
{Jihyo walks in to the twice dorm with Kang Daniel}
Tzuyu: Dad?
Daniel: dO I LoOK LiKE-
Samus: You either buckle up and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s.
Ness: We’re going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work?
Samus:No-
Kaito, putting on a scary mask and hiding: “Scare cam!”
Kokichi + Shuichi: *enter the room*
Kokichi: “Let’s be quick.”
Shuichi: *takes his shirt off and pushes Kokichi onto the bed*
[moaning]
Kaito:
fanny : calling people “daddy” is gross.
julian : don’t kink shame me.
fanny : kink shaming is my kink!
julian : *unholy sceaming*
Young Cavendish: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He’s dumb and he’s a coward, and I’m not a coward!
Marc: These pens are so cute!
Nathaniel: Marc, that’s gay!
Marc: We’ve been dating f-
Jake: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Rosa?
Rosa:no
Charles: i do.
Jake: i know Charles
Charles: I’m sad.
Jake: i know Charles
Pidge: hey, Lance *kicks him*
Lance: stop!
Pidge: hey, Lance *kicks him off bed*
Lance: I’m sensitive, Pidge!
Keith, studying at the garrison: *stands up in the middle of the library and slams book shut*
Keith: fuck school. Fuck all this bullshit. What the fuck.
Keith: stop copying me
Lance: stop copying me
Keith: I’m gay
Lance: …you are
Keith: I’ve been waiting so long to tell you
Lance: it’s okay man
Darryl: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why did you leave me, Karen? What did I do?
Glenn: Son, do you trust me?
Nick: Yeah, Dad. *starts to fall*
Glenn: Rule number one, trust no one.
Glenn: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Darryl and Henry: Jinks! You owe me
Darryl: A soda
Henry: A kiss on the lips
Darryl: *tries to get out of the car*
Henry: *locks the car* You ain’t getting away from me, Darryl!
Henry: Just guys being dudes
Darryl: Just dudes being guys
Henry: Just guys being gay
Darryl:What?
Glenn: I’m going to the store. Want anything?
Purple Robe Dude: The souls of the innocent
Ron: A bagel
Purple Robe Dude:NOOOOOOO
Ron: Two bagels
Glenn: I can see what’s happening
Ron:What?
Glenn: And they don’t have a clue
Ron:Who?
Glenn: They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line, the trio’s down to two
Ron:Oh
Darryl: *shoots the gun*
Grant: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T LOVE YOU
Henry: These pens are pretty cute
Darryl: Henry, that’s gay
Henry: Darryl, we’ve been dating for nine months
Henry: I got like 69 cents
Glenn: You know what that means
Henry: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets
The real grandpa™: I shoved a whole bag of Jelly beans up my ass
Younger!Liv, holding on to a tree: I’m scared, officer!
Officer Lund: Do you trust me, Liv?
Liv: Yes!
Officer Lund: Come on, Liv!
Liv: *lets go*
Officer Lund: *turns away* Rule #1, never trust anybody!
Mermista, praying :Amen
Mermista, looking around : Where’s the holy water ?
Sea Hawk : [slowly spits out water back into a cup]
