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Velma: i finally finished that book about nutmeg!
Fred: well, it’s about time!
Velma: no, Fred, it’s about nutmeg.
Reno:Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Rude:Bro, it’s just a dream.
Reno:Ha! Gay! I wouldn’t fuck you.
Rude, visibly hurt: You wouldn’t?
Reno:I mean unless you want to–
Obi-Wan: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at Dex’s Diner.
Anakin: We’re going to Dex’s if I don’t do my work?
Obi-Wan: No!
Klaus:Okay, you know what? You’re in time-out.
Klaus:Get on top of the fridge. Get up there.
Langris, climbing onto the fridge: THIS SQUAD IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
*Pre Elf Arc*
Alecdora: Hey, Captain, what do you want to eat?
Patri:The souls of the innocent-
William: A bagel
Patri:NO!
William: Two bagels
Langris:*sleeping on couch*
Finral:*fires gun*
Langris, abruptly waking up: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Xander: Hey, bro, what do you want to eat?
Angelus: The souls of the innocent!
Angel: A bagel.
Angelus:Nooo!
Angel: Two bagels.
Gus: Let me see what you have
Prescott: A KNIFE!
Gus: NO!!!
Nerron, to Jacob: Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’ll go first: I hateyou.
Tony, to Steve: Alright, let’s tell each other a secret! I’ll go first, I hate you.
Norm: Can I get a waffle?
Doof and Perry: *fighting*
Norm: Can I please get a waffle?
Rue: There was a kid napping at school.
Seeder: WHAT? There was a kidnapping at school?!
Rue: Whoa! It’s okay. He woke up.
Sole: I want to see my little boy
Hancock, carrying Dogmeat: Here he comes!
Sole:So what would you like to eat?
Kellogg in Nicks head:the souls of the innocent
Nick: a bagel
Kellogg:NO
Nick:two bagels
*Sweet Pea and Archie fighting behind the counter*
Fangs: “Can I get a waffle? Can I pLeAsE get a waffle??”
Marc: These pens are so cute!
Nathaniel: Marc, that’s gay!
Marc: We’ve been dating f-
Jake: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Rosa?
Rosa:no
Charles: i do.
Jake: i know Charles
Charles: I’m sad.
Jake: i know Charles
