· In the scene where Oz finally talks to the team once again, they made sure to have Emerald in the shot a lot, since both Oz and Emerald are seeking apologies. They’re not quite part of the group yet.
I think this clarification from the V8 commentary is extremely important, and emphasizes that both Emerald and Oz will have character development and redemption in future volumes, having the buildup in V8, which leads to the beginning of those arcs in Vacuo during OLVE’s POVs and then continuing and possibly coming to something of a conclusion when RWBYJ(N?) return from the Island.
I agree. I wasn’t too happy with Team Protag suddenly accepting Oz back, especially after the way he manipulated them throughout the series and then it seemed like they were agreeing that said manipulations were right. They weren’t. And I’m rather neutral on Emerald’s redemption. While I’m glad she’s trying, we can’t forget that she not only caused the Fall of Beacon, but her first scene was committing murder with Mercury. Both she and Oz have a lot of work to do to make things right.
Yang:*Pacing, biting nail* Where is he!? He stood me up, didn’t he? That ass!
Weiss:*Sighs*It’s only 9:01, Yang.
Ruby:Yeah! He knows our movie just ended and ever since Marvelous comics started putting movies out, he sits through the credits!
Weiss:Ugh.
Ruby:*Spins immediately, finger touching a shocked Weiss’ nose* They’re important to the story and if you skip them you are an agent of chaos!
Blake:*Very hungry* Last week you ate every single one of the chocolate-chocolate chip cookies and so nobody would notice you put the oatmeal raisin in their place.
Ruby:*Resolutely*I have no memory of such an incident.
Blake:You’re still serving detention.
Weiss:*Moves Ruby’s finger* And Professor Goodwitch is seriously considering paying for a dietician out of her own pocket after she discovered that you really ate every single last one of them.
Ruby:*Nervous but determined* You will not frighten me with your words, Weiss!
Weiss:*Rolls eyes and gives up*
Yang:*Adjusting jacket, looking at her new tank top* So…
Ruby:*Realizes*Oh, right! You’re you, Yang! No way is Jaune standing you up! Just you wait!
~~20 minutes later~~
Jaune:*Runs up dressed in a nice shirt and jeans, panting* S-Sorr…sorry I’m late, Yang.
Yang:*Irritated and a bit hurt* Finally! We nearly missed our reservation, what the hell took you so long? *Pauses*You dick.
*RWB starts to move, ready to leave the two although Weiss rolls her eyes, mutters something and then yelps when Ruby elbows her in the ribs*
Jaune:*Taking deep breaths* I got lost.
Weiss:*Can’t help herself* What!? How!? The directions she gave you were so simple a child could’ve managed!
Yang:Yeah, lover boy, what gives? East Mar and Mallo street! What’s the friggin’ complication?
Jaune:*Stands, but blinks in confusion* Wha–east?I thought you said weast!
Weiss:
Ruby:*Facepalm*
*Blake is halfway to the restaurant at this point*
Yang:*Astonished, takes a deep and cleansing breath after a moment and then grins brightly, squishing his arm between hers and her boob* Jaune, you have no idea how lucky you are to be so damn handsome.
Jaune:*Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*
Weiss:*Chokes*
Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that… *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*
Nora:*Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*
Ruby:Oh boy, don’t look at your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.
Willow:*Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.
Winter:*Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?
Yang:*Whistles*How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?
Blake:*Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!
Yang:*Blows raspberry, laughing*
Coco:*Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*
Velvet:*Gaping*
Elm:*To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up*Respect.
Weiss:*Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re–coveryourselfthisinstant!
Jaune:*Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*
Weiss:*Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!
Yang:*Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!
Weiss:*Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*
Jaune:*Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?
Weiss:*From underneath many blankets, peeking from behind a comforter* I’m truly sorry, Arc. I had meant to assist you in your dust theory paper, but I’m not feeling terribly well.
Jaune:*Scratches head* Hey, no worries Sn- Weiss. Do you need anything? A hot compress?
Weiss:*Is glad she has a comforter for a shield as she blushes in embarrassment*How!*Coughs, in a normal tone of voice* Excuse me. How did you…
Jaune: I have seven sisters, Weiss.
Weiss:*Nods meekly, still embarrassed* A hot compress would be lovely. I feel awful.
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Yang:*Blinks* Is that vomit boy?
Blake:*Reading*You could try calling him by his name.
Yang: You could try acknowledging his existence. *Blake glares, feeling a little guilty*
Cardin:*Walking by* He needed a warm compress.
Yang: What for?
Cardin:*Feeling kinda humbled, a bit envious* Nothin’ serious.
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Jaune:*Taking box* Thanks Coco, you’re a lot less scary than Poppy said you were.
Coco:*Lowers her shades* Oh, did snookums slander my good name?
Jaune:*Feels his neck get hot* U-uh, no! Just that you were kinda protective of, um, *lifts box, almost drops it and gives Coco a heart attack* this. Sorry. But really, thanks, it’s really nice of you.
Coco:*Clutching her heart, waves him off* Just tell that leggy blonde she owes me some serious cuddling.
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Professor Peach: It’s not often I get students actually interested in my hobby.
Jaune:Well, we are all teenagers.
Professor Peach: *Laughs*True enough. Hmm. *Side eyes Jaune* Well, the same can’t be said for you, young man. *Sees Jaune about to protest* I think what you meant to say is you’re all aspiring Huntsmen and Huntresses. Sometimes the future is so bright and shiny to your classmates that they forgot the everyday. It’s quite nice to see that isn’t the case with each of you.
Jaune:*Opens and closes his mouth, shuffles awkwardly*
Professor Peach: *Smiles softly* You have nothing to be embarrassed of, Jaune Arc. Here *carefully hands his request over* exactly as you requested. Have a wonderful day, child.
Jaune:*Nods quickly and walks off*
Professor Peach: And days like today, Rosalie, are why you do this job. *Happily hums as she gets back to work*
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Jaune:Okay, look, I’m just asking which–
Beryl:*Sighs dramatically* And I’m telling you, kitten *Ignores Jaune’s protests* that they’re all mondo good.
Julie:Like, Bea-Bea’s right. That one *pointing with a fuchsia nail* is just the sweetest thing in the world, will just have you feeling warm and happy inside after.
Cissy:Plus it has just…mmm. Ouch! *Is swatted by Beryl, playfully* You bitch. Anyways, that one right there is just cute and total *squeals*overload. Can’t go wrong with it, it’s a classic.
Beryl:Thenthatone is probably the safest bet, because who doesn’t love a puppy?
Jaune:A puppy? *Beryl nods* Well, uh, thanks. And I promise I’ll get them back to you by tomorrow. I’ll also see if Ren’s interested, but, uh, maybe keep your semblances ready?
Cissy:*Raises hand*Uh, I haven’t activated mine yet. I’ve just got Nemesis.
Beryl:*Slings arm around Cissy’s shoulders* Don’t worry, kitten, between My House and Julie’s Spit-Spot, plus our weapons we can handle Valkyrie if she gets in a mood.
Jaune:*Deadpan*She was benchpressing one of the academy’s washing machines the other day. No aura.
Julie:We’re good at running away.
Beryl:*Scandalized*Julie!
Julie:Cute boy or not, no way am I getting my face rocked by that monster.
Jaune:*Shrugs, collecting stuff to leave* Um, I don’t know if it’ll work but maybe fill your bags with syrup. Might work as a distraction if Mt. Nora erupts.
Beryl:*Flatly*Really?
Cissy:*Flips platinum blonde hair* I saw her drinking it right out of the bottle once before Lie stopped her.
Beryl:*Sees Jaune’s gone, giggles* Somehow I think kitten got the better end of the deal. *Speculative* Shame he’s super taken.
Julie:Uh, what? Isn’t-
Beryl: Oh you sweet summer child, never change *Ruffles Julie’s hair*
Julie: Ack! Stop!
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Jaune:Thanks headmaster! This is all really great!
Ozpin:*Working at desk* No need to thank me, mister Arc.
Jaune:Uh, yeah I do. You didn’t haveto allow me to do this, but you did and it’s really neat of you.
Ozpin:*Smiles*Well then, you’re welcome. Enjoy.
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Ruby:You definitely came to the right girl!
Jaune:*Looking at his haul* I’ll say. You’re sure you’re okay with helping? I kinda saw the looks you were giving Crescent Rose back at the forge. *Teasingly*You sure you don’t want some alone time with your baby?
Ruby:*Blushes the color of her cloak* S-shut up! She’ll be fine without me, I was just thinking of trying out some custom dust ammo is all! *Very seriously* I don’t have a problem! You have a problem!
Jaune:Riii-iiight.*Ruby puffs cheeks out, teasingly* Like you don’t have a cookie problem?
Ruby:*Points dramatically, very loud* THAT…*Slumps and sighs* please don’t tell Yang I have a nightly plate of chocolate chip.
Jaune:*Laughs*No problem, Ruby. You know me. How can I turn my back on the girl who actually talked her team into not killing me when I told them I cheated my way into Beacon?
Ruby:Yeah, yeah. So get those babies ready, vomit boy and watch Ruby - I am totally a pro at this and all things wonderful - Rose do her magic!
Jaune:Will do, crater face!
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Jaune:*Grins*Thanks Cardin. You know, when you’re not being all racist and pushing people around you’re actually a really nice guy.
Sky:Ooooh. What a compliment. The kindness just gently caresses your face like a butterfly’s wings, huh Cardin?
Cardin:*Scowling*Shut it, Sky. I’m still trying so that’s totally fair.
Jaune:I, uh, didn’t mean it–
Cardin:*Rubbing neck* I know dude, no worries. Got a date with my girl coming up and it’s our anniversary, so it’s just a little extra. And don’t worry about paying me back, this is like the very least I can do for you after everything. *Jaune’s about to protest* Nope. I know we’re cool, but I was a huge douchebag. I mean it.
Jaune:Well thanks. It means a lot. *Leaves*
Russel:*Reading motorcycle magazine* You don’t havea girl, bro.
Cardin:*Frowns*I know.
Dove:You know you don’t have to help him out like that. You’re only hurting yourself.
Cardin:*Wipes face with hands, flops on his bed and stares at the ceiling*Yeah, well, too bad for Cardin fucking Winchester. If Jaune’s happy, I’m happy. I wasn’t joking when I said he deserves better than me. *Rolls on side to stare at wall.*
RDL:*All staring at their leader, all of them sad*
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Jaune:*Cheerfully*I’m back!
Weiss:*Very grumpily glaring at Jaune from beneath her covers, only her eyes visible, her voice is acidic* It’s quite fine, Arc. It’s only been two and a half hours. I know you have better things to do, so don’t bother acting like you were looking forward to coming back to deal with me.
Jaune:*Winces*Yeah, sorry. I was getting the hot towel when I kinda realized that you’ve probably been dealing with this all by yourself. *Weiss growls* It’s just, I remembered how you said you and your Dad don’t really talk and your little brother’s a, a snot, I think you called him? *Weiss feels embarrassed, but says nothing while staring at Jaune* Just hold on.
*Weiss does but when he comes back in the room her eyes go wide in shock*
Jaune: I-I just have a lot of sisters. Four older, three younger and they all have different things they like when they’re on their period. Saphron’s just happy if I’ll bring her things and Coral just wants me to leave her alone. Peri always wants cuddles and movies and *blushes as he realizes how much he’s talking* I just thought instead of whatever you usually do, you might want something more? Just to try something new?
Weiss:*Stares at several hot compresses, an expensive looking box of chocolates, a small boquet of blue Glory of the Snow’s, a stack of films, several unhealthy but delicious looking snacks and a stuffed polar bear with a top hat*
Weiss:*Wide eyed, completely taken aback* W-what?
Jaune:I-I-I don’t mean to assume anything, but I’m guessing you didn’t really have anyone who tried to make your period any better?
Weiss:I have a butler, Klein, who would always check in on me but never, well I never thought to ask for more. *Very softly as she stares at the rolling entourage of goodies* It never occurred.
Jaune:Okay, well, um, how about I bring this in?
*Jaune does, Weiss watching as he sets the flowers near her bed with wide eyes and gratefully accepting the compress, bringing it under her comforter and sighing in relief*
Jaune:We’ll have to set it up on your scroll, but I did bring movies to just so you have something fun to do today. There’s a family film with an apparently super cute actor, another that’s a cute animated movie that’s a staple of everybody’s childhood except mine apparently, *Weiss snorts, watching the covers* and one about a puppy finding his way home–
Weiss:*Eyes glued to the case, speaks immediately* That one.
Jaune:You sure, I checked the fam–
Weiss:*Eyes not leaving the box* I’m certain. *Flushes*Please?
Jaune:Sure. Just let me set this up.
*Jaune also hands over the chocolates, which Weiss stares at curiously and much to her delight, brings over the bags of snacks and she clutches the bag of cheesy poofs to her, very much wanting to try them for the first time*
Jaune:Okay, that should do it. So you’ve got your Cheez-E-Poofs, I grabbed a few sodas, juices that I thought you might like *quickly*but I also got water! Um, here. *Hands Weiss the stuffed animal, which she stares at and brings close to her face, loving how cute it is and how soft it is* Oh, Ruby helped me dip some strawberry’s in chocolate if you wanna try them later. There’s normal ones too.
Weiss:*Touched and doesn’t know what to say* I-it’s all so…umm, thank you. You really didn’t have to.
Jaune: *Scratches the back of his head, looks away* No problem, Weiss. I’m used to stuff like this, so…I’ll go. *Looking very embarassed* You’ve probably had enough of me talking you to death, so I’m just gonna go across the hall–
Weiss:*From behind her bear* Stay.*Jaune stares at her, blinking in surprise* You were going to offer, but you…back home the most I ever got were the occasional visits from Klein. But having someone to be there sounds very nice and I’d like if you would. Very much. I certainly won’t eat all of this anyways, so…please?
Jaune:*Nodding rapidly* Sure. Right. Yeah, I just didn’t wanna assume or impose or *watches Weiss’ eyes light up at the cheesy snack she just tried* I’ll sit.
*Jaune sits next to Weiss’ bed and they watch the film, eat snacks and after the movie, Weiss tries the strawberries as the second film starts. When she wakes up after falling asleep, she discovers the mess she’d made of the comforter is cleaned, Jaune had gathered up her snacks and placed them in a box. Her flowers now have a vase and the bear she had placed on his shoulder is on her pillow*
Weiss:*Smiles and hugs bear tightly*
~~A week later~~
Weiss:*Exasperated* Where is he?
Yang:*Balancing a pencil on her nose on her bed, ignoring her homework* Who?
Weiss:*Notices Berry B. Cold on Yang’s stomach and shoots forward like a bullet, snatching him and hugging him to her abdomen* You know who you bum, Jaune!
Yang:*Grinning like the cat who ate the canary* Oh-ho, finally acknowledging him by his first name after all this time, Weiss Cream?
Weiss:*Blushing*Quiet you.
Ruby:Leave her alone, Yang. But, uh, I don’t really know where he is.
Weiss:Nonsense. I may have missed the chance to help him with his paper but at the very least I can at least explain some of the theory to him, give him better than what Beacon’s textbooks offer.
Yang:Oh yeah, sure, sounds fun.
Weiss:*Bristling*E-even if it’s a boring subject, it is useful. *Hugs bear tighter* And he needs all the help he can get and–
Blake:*Walking in* If you’re talking about Jaune, he’s way too busy Weiss.
Weiss:I beg your pardon?
Yang:Yeah, you didn’t know?
Weiss:*Irritated*No Yang, it’s why I asked you in the first place.
Yang:*Flatly*Oh. I thought you were joking. No, I mean it, don’t look at me like that! Seriously, vomit boy’s been busy the last couple days.
Weiss:*Confused* But why?
Yang:*Staring* Seriously? I mean, he got that whole thing together for you.
Weiss:M-me!? Is that…but he said he was used to it! I-I knew he was talking about his sisters, but he said Ruby helped! H-he…
Ruby: Yup, I did, but I didn’t know Jaune was making them so you could have a nice, comfy that-time-of-the-month. I thought he just wanted a strawberry snack! That he’d finally been enlightened. *Sighs*
Yang:And that whole spread wasn’t just free, he went around and traded a lot of favors to get it together.
Weiss:*Gaping*H-he…what?He traded favors, just… *Uncertain, squeezing her bear while looking distressed* You didn’t know? He hasn’t done that with any of you?
Ruby:Nope!
Blake: Gods no.
Yang: Dad’s sweet like that for me when it’s bad-bad, but if Jaune offered I’d definitely turn him down. *Gives Weiss a look*
Ruby:Yeah, and all I need is my Non-Descript Winter Holiday lights and my guns ‘n ammo mags plus my scroll and I’m happy. *Shrugs*I get really crabby so I prefer being alone.
RWY:*Staring at Blake*
Blake:My ex did it for me once. Never again.
Weiss:S-so he did all that, just for me? Because I was miserable?
Yang:*Sighs, flops back on her bed* I don’t know why you’re so surprised. Ask his team. Jaune’s actually a pretty nice guy. He aimed Neptune in your direction back at the dance even though anybody with eyes knew he was kinda bummed the whole night. After you started talking with him after and started sharing, I think he just wanted you to have, y’know, some normal stuff that we all enjoy because our Dad’s aren’t asshats.
Ruby:Yang!
Blake:*Sees Weiss looking at her, looking upset* He’s been Coco’s personal shopper for the last week, he’s been dodging Nora since Ren agreed to a date with each of those girls from Team SNLT because she is pissed, he’s been doing odd jobs for Ozpin all week, he’s been doing a lot of work outside for Peach and I think he’s also been in the laundry rooms a lot. That stuff wasn’t just free. Plus he’s had to do all his usual leader stuff and his homework.
Weiss:*Gapes, hugs her bear and her eyes drift to her box of treats and she purses her lips* B-but…that’s so much, just so I…
Yang:Um, he likes you Weiss. Even if he stepped aside for Neptune, he’s not gonna just poof whatever he feels for you away just because he doesn’t have a chance. Then he sees you feeling like shit, knows just how bad it is because of all his sisters and gets it in his head that you deserve the princess treatment. *Stretches* He offered for Pyrrha once but she just went really red, yelled ‘NO!’ and apparently pushed him through a wall.
Weiss:*Sits on bed with her knees pulled up, hugging her bear while hiding a wobbling lip as she realizes and RBY just sighs*
~~Four days later~~
Yang:*Grins*Called it.
Blake:Yes, because it was such a mystery that this was gonna happen after Weiss had it spelled out for her that Jaune still has it bad for her even if he was trying to get over her. I’ll admit I still don’t understand the way Weiss thinks or why Jaune would put himself through all of that just because Weiss was having a bad period when it was clear at the time she wasn’t even thinking of him that way, but c’mon Yang.
Yang:*Hand out*
Blake:*Rolls her eyes, puts Lien in her hand* Child.
*Meanwhile Weiss stands on her tiptoes, arms around Jaune’s neck and enjoys kissing her boyfriend*
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Two things: One, I headcanon Cardin as gay and occasionally having a thing for Jaune if it isn’t entirely obvious. Two, I don’t want my Tumblr to be nothing but crack/lewd. I’d also like some occasional romance/wholesome content. This isn’t the best, but hopefully it’s not quite as bad as I think it is towards the end.
Yang:*Chatting amicably with Blake before Combat class*
Jaune:*Walks hurriedly up to RWBY*
Weiss:*Focused on her scroll* Whatever it is, Arc, I’m not interested.
Jaune: *Frantically taps Yang’s shoulder*
Yang:*Turns* Yeah, whaddaya need vomit boy?
Jaune:*Pulls out Yang’s top and stares into her cleavage*
Yang:
Weiss:
Blake:
Ruby:
Yang:*Finally is able to speak* Okay, what in THE ACTUAL FUCK–
Jaune:*Still staring* Sorry, just checking to see if I have erectile dysfunction. *Lets Yang’s top snap back into place* Good news, I don’t! *Smiles winningly and walks away*
Yang:*Mouth hanging open* Holy shit why was that so fucking smooth?
Yang: Soooo, I’m guessing you wanna hear all about our thrilling heroics, eh Jaune?
Jaune:*Dazedly looking into the distance* Huh? Oh, that. No, I’m good.
Nora:*Dramatic gasp* Ren! Something’s wrong with Jaune! Take his temperature!
Ren:*Ignores*
Ruby:Shedoeshave a point, Ren. Jaune was really disappointed after all.
Weiss:*Playfully*Well he isbasically a glorified babysitter.
Yang:It was pretty exciting. Me and Blake were awesome! *Clutches bicep*
Marrow:I was there. It’s true.
Yang:Sound less enthused, why don’t you? *Glares at Marrow*
Blake:*Trying to be the voice of reason* Come on guys, be fair. After dealing with a bunch of small children all day, y’know, when he’s not just directing traffic, Jaune’s probably just tired.
Nora:*Extremely loud and annoying gasp* It is sothe haircut!
Yang:Henh?
*Nora zips over to Jaune, grabs his collar*
Nora:*Cackling* No wonder you’re tired, fearlessleader!
Weiss:*Hand goes over mouth* Oh my.
Ruby: That’s, ahehehehe *breaks off into giggling*
Marrow:Oh what!? How did-who would-how could he *growls* Viiine, why him!?
Vine:*Calmly sitting next to a bemused Harriet* Do I know him any better than you, Marrow?
Marrow:*Whines*
Jaune:Nora! No!
Blake:Or maybe he’s tired because he’s been hooking up with Cassie.
Jaune:Hernameis–
Yang: Pfft, who needs names! You’ve been getting freaky with a MILF on your shift!
Oscar:*To Ren* It’s like this a lot, isn’t it?
Ren:*Suffering* Yes.
*Jaune has a very obvious, very dark hickey*
Yang:So, what was she like?
Ruby:*Stops giggling, appalled and blushing* Yang!
Nora:Ooh, did she ask you to add some sausage to her casserole!?
Weiss:*Embarrassed and blushing a bit, but mostly disgusted* Nora, that’s vile!
Marrow: I need you to teach me your ways, wise and venerated one!
Qrow:*Sighs*I need a drink. *Remembers he quit drinking*Dammit.
Blake:Is she really that good that she’s leaving you so tapped out? *Ignores Ruby’s sputtering*
Jaune:*Completely overwhelmed and embarrassed* G-guys, ch-chill! And I’m not answering any of your questions, they’re all–
Jaune:*Realizes his error*
*Dead fucking silence*
Nora:*Proud and sniffling*You dog.
Yang:Wait,allof them!? That’s like *remembers what Nora told her* six women! And you’re a virgin!
Jaune:*Weakly*Was. I was a virgin. A few weeks ago.
Weiss:*Loses the battle and blushes, both hands cover her mouth now* Oh my.
Ruby:*To herself* I’m an adult, I can handle adult things, including a friend getting intimate with six older women, noIcan’tnowI’mimagingthingsaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Marrow:*In total respect and awe, to Harriet and Vine* I know him. He’s my friend.
Blake:I-I. There are no words.
Yang:*Still can’t believe it* Six! How!?
Jaune:I’m a teenager. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. They’re also really, really fucking hot. And just when I think I’m empty all of a sudden I learn new things. *Eyes glaze over* If anyone ever tells you that six mouths working together isn’t all it’s cracked up to be then clearly they’ve never been sucked or licked by six fucking mouths.
*Silence reigns once more*
Jaune:Welp. That did it. *Opens scroll, puts it to his ear and then winces* Y-yeah, you told me alright. Yes, you win. Yes that means I’ll do the thing. I promise. I-I’m an Arc! It’s embarrassing and kind of weird, but I did give you my word. So, uh, *blushes brightly* yeah, okay, figures. I’ll be over in five.
*Hangs up*
Jaune:Well, gotta go. *Goes quickly*
Marrow:*Into the shocked silence*I’ve never wanted to be somebody else more than I do right now.
Jaune:*Don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs*
Winter:*Steps forward to lead them into Atlas Academy*
Jaune:*Defeated* Shit, you looked at her thighs.
*Dead silence*
Jaune: Oscar, buddy, I said that out loud, didn’t I?
Oscar:*Embarrassed* Ah, yeah. You did.
Weiss:*Jaw clenched, staring at Jaune unblinkingly*
Winter:*Mouth briefly drops open before closing* This way.
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Weiss:*Extremely irritated* Has he no decency!?
Yang:I don’t know how to answer that question without making you mad.
Weiss:*Is done with these degenerates*
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Winter:F-furthermore, I’ll have you at least give my sister the barest modicum of respect! It’s o-o-only fair!
Jaune:*Happy, muffled noises*
Winter:*Gasps*Oh, good boy. Now don’t stop licking until you see the whites of my eyes! O-nly theennnnnnnn! O-only then may you enter my mouth. *Tries to be stern as her thighs quake, looking down at Jaune* If I wake up to anything less than feeling as if I’m to choke, y-you will be sorr-eeeeeee!!!!
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Blake:I think you’re blowing this a little out of proportion, Weiss.
Weiss:*Fidgets*Perhaps.*Sighs*Yes, you’re right. Amongst other things, my sister is first and foremost a soldier and thena high class lady in her own right. *Laughs guiltily* Sorry. Hmm. I should probably apologize to Winter too, for doubting the strength of her character!
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Regardless of whatever issues you might have with RWBY proper (my list goes: anything that isn’t related to the characters themselves, their interactions, the music and the fights), you have to admit that Rooster Teeth knew exactlywhat they were doing with Winter and her new design, specifically those pants.
*Just after being captured by the Ace-Ops, before they leave*
Jaune:*Struggles* Oh no.
Clover:Is there a problem, citizen?
Jaune: Not really. Just a realization that I’ve had this exact dream before. *Beat* Although usually I’m less clothed and it’s professor Goodwitch as the one doing the capturing.
Clover:*Jaw drops slightly as he briefly loses his composure*
Weiss: Jaune, now is not the time. Also, TMI.
Jaune:It’s the perfect time! We did good, we got arrested and now we’re all bondage bait.
Yang: He does have a point.
Nora: Agreed. Jaune! The professor - is she wearing a leather leotard or the same old?
Jaune: Oh, definitely her usual. Just with a lot more cleavage.
Nora:*Disappointed*Awww.
Yang:Okay,nice.No, wait, dammit, Weiss is right! Now’s not the time!
Jaune:*Ignores her, looks at the disturbed Clover and the equally off put Ace-Ops* So…any chance of making that dream come true?
Clover:*To Vine* Exactly how much trouble would we be in if we just cut them loose?
Vine:You’re asking me?
Clover:*Sigh* I thought so. Alright you, no more talking.
Weiss:Believe me, you’d have better luck gagging him.
Jaune:Don’t give them ideas!
~~Two minutes later~~
Jaune:*Gagged* MMMRRRMM!! GGRRRFFFUHHH! *Glares at Weiss* UURRRRRR!*Jaune stares wide eyed at a smirking Elm, who’d given his butt a squeeze*
Elm:*Winks*
*Doors slam*
Jaune:*Nods to Weiss thankfully*Rrrr-urrfffuur rrr uff fuhmmm muh, brurv uh!
Weiss:I don’t want to know.
Qrow:*Sighs*Dammit, now I’m curious. Whatever. Can’t be that important.
Glynda:*Impatient*And where might Mr. Arc be then, students? Does he think he’s exempt from my classes?
Pyrrha:*Panicked*No!
Weiss:*Also panicked but mostly because she doesn’t want to be lumped in with Jaune* Of course not! That dunce is–
Nora:*Stands, slams her fists into her desk* Obviously he’s doing extra credit and wants to make sure it’s up to par!
Ren:*Squints at Nora from the corner of his eyes, very quietly* And where’s that kind of quick thinking when we were being run out of another village?
Glynda:*Unimpressed* Miss Valkyrie, I haven’t assignedany extra credit.
Nora:*Stubbornly* Then that’s on you!
Glynda:*From unimpressed to baffled in 0.3 seconds* Wha– How!?
Nora:*Speaking as if explaining to a toddler* Obviously Jaune thought there was extra credit! If you were more clear and concise with your explanations we wouldn’t be having this problem!
Weiss:*Moaning into her hands, seeing a mark on her permanent record*
Ruby:*Terrified of the outcome*
Yang:*Impressed*
Blake:*Looks to Ren who seems bored and a shocked Pyrrha*
Glynda:*Collects herself* Enough. If Jaune Arc isn’t here– *Goes silent as the rest of the previously entranced class start giggling*
Jaune: Hey, sorry I’m late! *Weiss gasps*
Jaune:*Wearing a carbon copy of Glynda’s outfit*
Glynda:*Rapidly goes red* W-what in the world–
Jaune:*Nods resolutely* Pyrrha told me I should follow my Dad’s advice this morning with a problem I was having, but Dad also never gave me too much advice when it comes to girls! *Spreads arms* So I wore this to apologize about that whole thing the other night!
Glynda:*Red, horrified*Wha-no-ssshhh!! *Ignores murmuring* You-no-this isn’t… *Sees students staring, comes up with the perfect lie* What advice is that, Mr. Arc? What could t-this possibly do to make up for the fact that you broke the strap off my purse when serving detention?
Jaune:*Proudly* ‘You are what you eat!’ *Grins charmingly*
Pyrrha: *Broken inside and out* What.
*Weiss slumps into her seat in soul crushing defeat, Blake is blushing up a storm, Ruby’s thinking hard, Nora cackles and proceeds to thump her chest before giving Jaune a peace sign, Ren tries not to stare*
Yang:*Respectful awe* Holy shit vomit boy, nice!
Glynda:*Surrounded by purple aura, floor shatters as her semblance activates and she charges at Jaune, blushing and enraged*
Jaune:*Runs away screaming*
Jaune:*From down the hallway* How could you betray me like this, father!?
Ruby:*Realizes what Jaune meant,blushes and hides her face in her cloak* OH!
Nora:*Explaining to the entire table* Everybody was kung fu fighting–
Ren:Actually, it was sambo.
Nora: –and those motherfuckers were fast as lightning!
Ren: By ‘motherfuckers’ she means the elderly and they were actually quite slow, even for their advanced age.
Nora:*Gives Ren a glare but continues on* It was actually kinda frightening–
Ren:*Nonchalantly eating his salad* She laughed.
Nora:*Growing irritated* –because they fought with expert timing! *Dares Ren to do it with her eyes*
Ren:Their reaction time was actually awful and one of them reacted to the pain almost twenty seconds later.
Nora:*Outraged* Alright mister, whose story is it!? *Ren raises an eyebrow* Nope, you know what, that’s it!I’ve had it with you! You’re no longer invited to my birthday! *Ren shrugs and Nora storms off, stomping and Ren goes to toss his tray*
Blake:*Blinking* I’m more curious how Ren seems to know the exact content of Nora’s dreams.
Pyrrha:*Blowing on tea* Some questions are best left unanswered.
~~4 days later~~
Nora:*Hanging off of Ren’s back, sobbing* I take it baaaa-aaaack! You’re invited to my party Ren, you’re invited!
Ren:*Walking unabated, dragging Nora along and says nothing*
Nora:*Wails*I didn’t meeeaaan ii-hii-iit!!!
Weiss:*Genuinely curious* How do you two put up with that? There’s times where even my famed patience *Ruby gives a strained smile, Yang snorts which Weiss ignores* can’t quite handle all of Ruby and Ruby’s about a solid four in comparison to Nora’s eleven.
Pyrrha:*Calmly* Meditation and exercise.
Jaune:*Shrugs* You get used to it.
Nora:*Sobbing and whining obnoxiously* Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!
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