Voldemort arriving at Godric’s Hollow:

Voldemort: And I brought you myrrh-

James: Thank you!

Voldemort: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!

James: *gentle, sassy gasp*

Voldemort, NO-

Now we know what Eddie listened to and why he looked so emotionally shaken. I understand Eddie, I really do.

friendly reminder that it was harry who figured out hagrid got the dragon egg from voldemort for telling him how to get past fluffy, not hermione ❤️

j.k.r***ing: you don’t pronounce the ‘t’ in voldemort guys it’s french

everybody:‍‍‍

felixcfelicis:

harry potter character aesthetics - (28/?)

Tom Moarvolo Riddle ~ 31 December 1926

‘ I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want them to do, without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I want to.’

tom riddle having an obsession with you would include:

18+ NSFW

• he would think it was a crush, not understanding it was an unhealthy, toxic obsession
• he thinks its love but its more about power and control, over you and over other students
• at first, he was very charming and sweet, trying to win your favour
• “you’re so beautiful.” he would tell you
• you fought it for a while but eventually, you ended up sleeping together
• the first time was passionate and intimate
• that’s when his obsession began
• he would always seem to be watching you, in class, in the great hall, in the common room
• because of an incident where a boy who flirted with you ended up in the hospital wing, not many boys would dare to speak to you
• and the ones who did would be victim to tom’s glares and cruel comments
• “you stay away from her, she’s mine.”
• when he would catch someone flirting with you, he’d come over
• “is he bothering you?” he would ask you
• “no, tom, leave it.” you would say back
• “i suggest you fuck off, or i will make your life a living hell.” he would threaten the boy, who would usually scurry off
• he would do whatever he could to get you alone, which wasn’t difficult as you were both slytherin prefects so were often on duty together
• when you were meant to be patrolling the corridors, he would pull you into a dark, empty classroom with him
• in the dark, he would whisper dirty things in your ear, kiss your neck and run his hands over your body
• “you belong to me. no one else.”
• he would leave hickeys on your neck to mark you as his
• he’s a dominant and violent person, which would reflect sexually through choking, hair pulling and spanking
• each time you had sex, he would get progressively more dominant and violent
• his favourite thing to do is bend you over a desk, spank you and fuck you while he pulls a fistful of your hair
• he would tell you how good it feels to be inside you
• “tell me you’re mine.” he would growl
• “i’m yours.” you would barely choke out
• the next day you would try to hide the hickeys but he made sure it was difficult to cover up
• his obsession with you continues to get worse
• you were asked to go to hogsmeade with a boy, and tom told you that you weren’t allowed to go
• “we’re not dating tom, i can do what i like.”
• he would grab you by your throat and say “you are mine and you will do as i say.”
• before long, you began to feel afraid of him, which was exactly what he wanted even if he didn’t know it
• his behaviour becoming more and more manipulative as his obsession becomes worse
• you try to break things off with him
• “you can’t leave me, y/n. i need you.”
• when he becomes obsessed with the idea of immortality, he tells you he wants you to join him
• “i want you, forever. join me, pledge your allegiance to me. love me.”

cunning, ambitious & determined

I saw the trailer for Stepmom (never watched it) so how about stepdad!Tom

SO in this, Harry and Tom would have attended Hogwarts together but didn’t start talking until after. Tom doesn’t have his canon views in this; he’s just awkward, insecure and kinda angry and lonely but then sometime after Harry and Ginny divorce in their 20s, Harry gets with Tom. 

Harry is a single parent to Al and godfather to Teddy

Ginny is still apart of Al’s life although they don’t have a close relationship. She hates Tom and does everything she can to prevent Al (and also Teddy) from getting close to Tom

Meanwhile, it’s actually bothering Tom, although he doesn’t want to admit it. He’d never wanted to get married and have children but Harry’s changed him. He starts to feel paternal feelings for Teddy and Al and tries to bond with them, learning along the way that family doesn’t have to be blood related 

sayssnape:

voldemort: i have made the decision to trust you.

snape: a horrible decision really.

neiljostensucks:

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

Tom: I have an Idea!

Y/n: No murder. 

Tom: I no longer have an idea. *turns away*

Harry: *writes in a diary he found* Dear Diary, how are you? I’m fine. 

Tom: You sure? 

Harry: Ugh, okay, I’m not fine. You got me. Merlin’s beard you’re good.

Tom: I know.

unhinged rat activity