#air signs
aries: overspending, biting your nails, and eating fast food
taurus: road rage, humming constantly, and eavesdropping
gemini: licking the spoon after baking, talking during movies, and laughing at inappropriate times
cancer: biting at the end of pens, gossiping, and midnight snacking
leo: chewing gum obnoxiously, licking your fingers, and finishing people’s sentences
virgo: clicking pens, borrowing and never returning things, and whining
libra: swearing, comfort shopping, and reality tv
scorpio: speaking with your mouth full, fidgeting, and being a know-it-all
sagittarius: talking to yourself, flaking out, and being late
capricorn: cracking knuckles, excessive throat-clearing, and bragging
aquarius: one-upping, name dropping, and grinding your teeth
pisces: exaggerating, day-dreaming, and avoiding confrontation
aries: vitality, springtime, untiring, full of life, dynamic
taurus: folksy, rustic, of the earth, unyielding, yearning
gemini: airy, balmy, bellowing, pleasant, fickle
cancer: delicate, powerful, serene, of the sea, zealous
leo: fearless, unwavering, luminescent, spirited, radiant
virgo: bucolic, dreamy, astral, celestial, intuitive
libra: fluttery, harmonious, adored, exalted, enchanting
scorpio: luxurious, opulent, protective, dignified, regal
sagittarius: vagrant, enigmatic, electric, astir, compelling
capricorn: abstract, deep thinking, mysterious, frugal, sensible
aquarius: ethereal, divine, intangible, heavenly, of the sky and stars
pisces: imaginative, quixotic, poetic, amorous, whimsical
aries: at the movies
taurus: on the couch eating and watching football
gemini: doing last-minute homework
cancer: taking a bath with candles
leo: stays in bed all day
virgo: drinks tea and watches netflix
libra: makes music
scorpio: cleans up room/house
sagittarius: goes outside and plays in rain puddles
capricorn: listens to sad music
aquarius: goes on social media all day wearing a blanket
pisces: sleep
libra
cancer
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aries
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Element enneagram !
1w9- Pearl
1w2- Diamond
2w1- Light
2w3- Oxygen
3w2- Gold
3w4- Moonstone
4w3- Hydrogen
4w5- Water
5w4- Darkness
5w6- Eternity
6w5- Earth
6w7- Tigers Eye
7w6- Air
7w8- Neon
8w7- Fire
8w9- Metal
9w8- Mercury
9w1- Wood
Lmk what I should type next ! !
CARD OF THE WEEK
for air signs ♎️♒️♊️
-> where to focus your energy
disclaimer: PLEASE TAKE WHAT RESONATES, AND LEAVE WHAT DOESN’T. I believe that every card is pulled for a reason, however this is my personal interpretation and it may not be fully resonating and accurate for every person.
♎️LIBRA - nine of pentacles
- acknowledge your successes and focus your energy on finding satisfaction and fulfilment in your achievements. it also sends the message that you have the ability to be independent and feel secure.
♒️AQUARIUS - page of wands, three of wands
- remember to look forward and be excited about the possibilities for success or adventure that are coming your way. stay optimistic and allow yourself to feel free. this is a time to turn plans into actions, and be open to the opportunities ahead of you.
♊️GEMINI - nine of swords
- there may be something that is causing you anxiety or overthinking - possibly even “keeping you up at night” - however there is an opportunity to realise that things may not be as bad as they appear, and the worst may be in your head. if you can replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you will be more likely to manifest positive outcomes.
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love to you
Virgo: When I die I want Aquarius and Scorpio to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time.
Libra: But who’s gonna be in charge when you’re gone?
Aries: Taurus will be in charge
Libra: Okay see, I can hear you saying words but it’s like they don’t match up in a way that makes sense. Did you have a stroke?
Capricorn, singing randomly: Country roaaaaaads
Sagittarius, joining: Take me hooooome
Capricorn: If you insist
Sagittarius: I bel- wait what- oh my god
Sagittarius: That’s the dumbest pickup line ever
Libra: Go to the person you think is the most attractive
Capricorn *smiles*: Leo…
Leo *blushing*: Yes, Capricorn?
Capricorn: You’re blocking the mirror can you please move so I can see myself
Leo:…
*Eating Cookies*
Aquarius: Did you make these yourself?
Taurus: I went to target myself
Virgo:What’s the worst date you’ve been on?
Gemini: I don’t know, it’s a 50 way tie. The last person I went out with started crying when I told them I was a Gemini.
Scorpio: I’d rather die
Pisces:…than?
Scorpio: No, that’s it
Virgo: If I cut my leg off and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?
Gemini: You’ll probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything.
Taurus: There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pizza.
Aquarius: So you won’t share.
Taurus: *hugs pizza box* No, I won’t. *obnoxiously shoves pizza mockingly into mouth*
Texting my mom about my horoscope
(She’s a Leo btw… I feel like that is vital information for this post)
How would your parents or friends respond to this?
Gemini:If you ever crawl inside an old hallow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guy comes and seals up both ends and then ends up putting that log on a truck and taking it to another city…
Gemini:Boy
Gemini: I just don’t know what to tell you
*Leo to the Signs*
Leo: I miss them so bad.
Leo: Last night in the bath I ate a whole box of taco shells
Taurus: Why are you cooking?
Virgo: It’s for Capricorn. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need them on my side.
Mine…
I am a Gemini and that’s why I am not a good person to be.
Scorpio: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
Sagittariusat the therapist: Am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest
Hey! So it came to my attention that for the last chart roast I posted the image was a bit blurry so I’ll write it here.
ALSO if you want to be our next victim send me your chart in my ask box or message it to me
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Rising: Libra
Sun: Virgo
Moon: Scorpio
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Leo
Mars: Capricorn
Jupiter: Cancer
Saturn: Gemini
Uranus: Aquarius
Neptune: Aquarius
Pluto: Sagittarius
True Node: Cancer
Chiron: Sagittarius
ROAST AWAY! don’t be shy
I’m excited to see your creative and twisted minds
Air signs need to be extra aware of keeping their root chakras in balance. Especially those whose charts are air-heavy. Airier people will find it harder to stay grounded, and if they don’t pay attention, they can easily float away into the clouds. Remember to stay conscious of every part of your body that comes in contact with the earth, my lil air friends. Keep both feet on the ground ✨
