#luther hate club

Interviewer: Would you say that’s you’re independent?

Luther: *looks at Reginald*

Reginald:*nods*

Luther: Yes, I’d say so

Things: *get tough*

Luther:

another one of these just because??

please don’t kill me I know this isn’t entirely true but an attempt was made

okay but hypothetically

luther, on a ledge: stay back! I’m a monster!! I’m going to jump

klaus: do a flip

allison: are you a homophobe?

klaus: im gay?

luther: he’s dodging the question

can we all as the tua fandom collectively agree that we hate luther so I can no longer hide in fear of being online-jumped

luther: I’m large and in charge

allison:

luther: oh god I’m so sorry

luther: violence is never the answer

diego: no…

five: it’s the question

diego: and the answer is yes

Luther: -I really do. I promise.

Allison: I know you do and-

Klaus: *loudly sips margarita*

Allison: Klaus! We’re having a moment!

Klaus: And I’m having a Margarita!

Klaus: Did you know In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can’t flow. God I wish I was an astronaut 

Luther:

Luther: Who the fuck invited you

Diego: Shut up and let him talk.

Nobody:

Luther: