What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want somethingon?
Your go-to bar order, if you drink?
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?
Top three cuisines?
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?
Look up. What’s directly across from you?
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?
Preferred way to spend a rainy day?
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?
Brunch or midnight snacks?
Favorite mug you own
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)
Fruity or herbal teas?
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?
Do you match your socks?
Have you ever been horseback riding?
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)
Have you ever been to jail?
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?
Puzzles?
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?
Where could someone find you in a museum?
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with
Lakes, rivers, or oceans?
Favorite mid-2000s song
How do you dress when you’re home alone?
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?
Knives or swords?
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?
Name a classic Vine
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?
How do you top your ice cream?
Do you like Jello?
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?
Quarantine Hobbies Ask Meme: Share what you’ve been doing!
What music have you discovered or listened to lately?
Have you made any new playlists since quarantine times? If they’re on Spotify, maybe drop a link?
Make a three-song-minimum playlist of songs that make you happy!
What’s your go-to show that you like to binge watch? Why do you like that show?
Are there any shows that you‘ve been planning to start watching? Why do they interest you?
What movie(s) always comforts you?
Are you an arts-and-crafts person? If so, what types of art/craft do you enjoy?
Do you have any planned projects to work on during self-isolation? If you’ve started any and you’re willing, share a photo of what you’re working on!
If you had to recommend an art or craft for people to get into, what would you recommend and why?
What are your favorite YouTube channels? Why do you like them?
What is the weirdest YouTube video you’ve ever watched?
Recommend a book or book series to read!
Are there any books that you’ve read multiple times? If you could re-read a book that you loved as if it were the very first time, what book would you choose?
What’s your favorite book genre? Why do you enjoy it?
If you were to write a fanfiction about your own life, how would it go?
What’s the best fanfiction that you’ve ever read (or the top three if you can’t choose just one )? What about it made an impression on you?
Do you listen to podcasts? What kind of podcasts do you listen to?
If you could make your own podcast, what would it be about and who would you invite to make a guest appearance?
Are you addicted to Animal Crossing: New Horizons? If yes, what’s your favorite thing about it so far?
If you had to recommend ONE video game, what would it be and why?
Have you tried any new recipes lately? If yes (and if they were good), share it with the class! I’m sure everyone is as bored with the same old foods as I am by this point.
What is your favorite website to waste time on? (Is it, perhaps, tumblr?)
How are you finding ways to stay connected with your friends and family? From video calling to playing online games, what would you say has worked the best for you?
If you have pets, first of all share some photos! Second, how have you been spending your time with them?
Share your general quarantine experience so far. How are you handling it?
Share what’s been making you happy! Maybe we’ll all discover something new :)
That woman is unbelievable. She’s awesome. She knows exactly what I want her to do, and she does it before I even ask her to do it.
I had a woman like that once. Once was all I could afford.
I can’t call him because he’s in a coma!
A coma? Come on, [ NAME ] Come up with something a little more original. How about - oh, I know. How about a hole opened up, and [ NAME ] fell into the center of the earth?
Talking to [ NAME ] is like trying to nail Jello to a tree.
Creme de menthe? Oh Lord, who are these people, mad?
Oh God! What am I supposed to drink this or gargle with it?
I would rather stick my head in a lion’s mouth. Are you still gonna drink that?
You sound like my calculus teacher.
Because you’ll be having your 10th wedding anniversary before you’re 30 or you’ll be bitter and divorced a half-decade ahead of schedule. And don’t send me a card if that’s the last one.
Will you keep your pants on when you’re alone with [ NAME ] ?
A shame to waste good vodka, [ NAME ] .
I came in second to a warm doughnut, [ NAME ] .
Face it, [ NAME ] . Shooting your fiance is a definite turnoff.
I have to. I know that orange is the new black, but those jumpsuits make my butt look enormous.
I don’t know, your butt looks pretty good to me.
Oh, great. Great. Just what I need first thing in the morning.
If I had known that a run-in with a bear would change your attitude, I would have taken you to the zoo a long time ago.
Let’s just… let’s do something physical.
I need it, you know? I need… the icy perfection!
You think you’re gonna win points by repeating my words back to me?
Well, like I said. Sometimes I’m a good guy in spite of myself.
You’re so pathetic! No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser!
There’s a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes.
You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!
Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Funny. I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
but for me, it’s a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart! And I hate reminders!
Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
Oh, you’re a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!
I am finally free to get in touch with my true power… weaving lyrical magic!
What are you… what are you saying? You don’t need me?
Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.
This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
I made you a hero, you did the fool thing ALL BY YOURSELF!
Good is the path of honor, heroism, and nobility. Evil… well, it’s just cooler.
Let’s stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet!
I finally had a reason to win… You.
I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
How could you do this? The people of this city relied on you, and you deserted them! You left us in the hands of… HIM!
Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m going! I think this is it! I’m going far away…!
Don’t give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that face!
The night you dumped me. Alone. In the rain… Did you ever look back…?
Disgustingly horrifying, sir!
And I love you, random citizen!
Well that seems kinda petty, don’t you think?
She’ll never find out! That’s the point of lying!
Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you!
I am extremely boggled!
I’m not allowed to insult guests directly.
Listen, I wouldn’t stay here for more than 2 minutes and 37 seconds. We’re having the walls and ceiling removed.
You want me to say it? I’ll say it! Here it is, from the deepest, blackest pit of my heart: I’M SORRY!
Unfathomable. It’s like, uh, without fathom
I make bad look so good!
You’d be the brain, so you’d get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something. And since I’m the cool one, I’d have, like, two tanks sword-fighting
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
reblog if it’s 100% okay for your followers to message you and tell you how productive they’ve been or how they aced a final exam or even just talk about their new study supplies
Tell me about anything you want from you grades to your crushes✨ I am super lonely and would love to meet new friends
A single word, a memory, a piece of the past that you’d like to see in greater detail, a scene between two muses. Let me write and worldbuild, pry into my character’s inner workings.
Basically, it’s a fanfic asks with a twist - because now it’s the askers who answer the questions and send them to YOU! Mostly to give you some love about your writing! Giving you some well deserved ego boost! <3
So, askers - pick a number, or several numbers, to answer in ask boxes that you send to your fic author!
My favorite fic of yours
My favorite chapter in my favorite fic of yours
The best character you’ve written for
The best ship you’ve written for
A fic I haven’t read yet from you, but I want to
Something I remember vividly from reading one of your fics
What made me the most emotional after reading
What I like the most about your writing
A fic i’m excited for you updating/posting
A character/ship I didn’t enjoy/think about as much before you wrote about them
Something I wish/hope you write
A fic of yours that i’ve re-read
If i’ve ever shared/talked about your fic to someone else
——————–THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES ASK MEME send a number to learn my magnus archives opinions.
1. Favorite avatar. 2. Favorite Magnus Institute employee. 3. Favorite entity. 4. Favorite relationship. 5. Favorite episode. 6. Favorite season. 7. Favorite season finale. 8. Favorite Rusty Fears story. 9. Favorite bonus gaming campaign. 10. Favorite blooper 11. Scariest episode/scene. 12. Which entity would make you a victim? 13. Which entity would make you an avatar? 14. What domain would you end up in? 15. Saddest death. 16. Coolest/most satisfying death. 17. What was the first episode you listened to? 18. How were you introduced to the show? 19. Do you cosplay anyone? If not, who would it be? 20. Send your own question.
—————————–UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3 change as needed.
“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’
1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? 2. Do they have anything in their wardrobe that they have never worn? If so, why? 3. Are they close with their family? If not, do they have a found family they are close with? 4. Do they tend to hold on to things for sentimental reasons? 5. Do they go looking for love or do they prefer for things to happen naturally? 6. What is their hygiene / makeup routine? 7. What do they do for self care? 8. What hobbies do they have, or what do they do for fun? 9. What career did they want as a child? 10. Do they have any celebrity crushes? 11. What was their first kiss like? 12. How many pets have they had throughout their life? Which was their favorite? 13. What does their bedroom look like? 14. If they had one letter or one voicemail to send to a loved one and could never speak to them again, what would they say? (sender can specify loved one or recipient can choose) 15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under? 16. Have they ever been in love? If so, with whom? 17. What piece of media influenced them the most growing up? 18. Do they have any phobias? 19. What is their dream home like? 20. Do they have any children? If so, how is their relationship? If not, would they like any? 21. Have they committed any crimes? If so, were they punished or did they get away with it? 22. What colors do they love? What colors do they hate? 23. What is their favorite food? Least favorite food? 24. Do they have any niche interests? 25. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are ashamed of? 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of? 27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past? 28. Do they spend a lot of time online? 29. Have they gone to college? What was their major? 30. Have they had any near death experiences? 31. Share a random headcanon.
