#bat family
Babs: are you sure you can pretend to be Batman?
Dick: sure! I’ve known Bruce all my life!
Dick, his first day as Batman: uh oh sisters! Joker’s escaped from arkham again!
Every villain in gotham:NIGHTWING??
Dick:fuck
Gotham has also known youall your life, Dick.
#…well now i just want fic of half the citizens in gotham #including many villains #looking at robin and being like ‘hm yeah that’s my kid too now’ #and now he’s grown up and fighting crime on his own and they WON’T STOP(tanoraqui)
Poison Ivy, wielding a carrot like a dagger: Are you eating your greens?
any ex-Robin: No, but you can’t break out of Arkham about it!
Late post for the start of spoopy season uwu I present you guys, Steph and Cass as witches
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Discowing
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 23:
Dick: I got a new tumbler and it has a very inspirational quote on it
Dick: “I may not be there yet but I am closer than I was yesterday.” Pretty cool, right?
Tim:
Tim: So basically death.
BatFamily: *doesn’t accept Dick’s hugs and kisses*
Dick: iT rEaLly HuRtS
I’ve seen this meme from my fellow art moots on Twitter so I couldn’t help doing one for my boi Nightwing •3• and yes, I’m still alive :D
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 22:
Dick to the rest of the family:
I keep seeing these tweets on my feed and I’m getting kind of worried I—
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 21:
The BatFamily:
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 20:
Tim: Mental health? Zero.
Tim: Am I okay? No.
Tim: Will I be okay tomorrow? Probably not.
Tim: Hotel? Trivago.
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 19:
Dick: It’s always, “How fat is your ass?” but never “How is your fat ass?”
Dick: I’m tired and I hate it here
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 18:
No one:
Earth:
Universe:
Batman:
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 17:
So I saw this trend going on on TikTok and I couldn’t keep stop thinking about this XD
Jason: *posts a picture of his body (abs) after a workout*
Comment: “I felt butterlies in my stomach ♀️✨ now it’s your turn ”
Jason:
Jason: Why the fuck would I disembowel you?
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 16:
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Would you kill Dick Grayson for one million dollars?
Jason: I’ll do it for free if you want
Damian: I would kill anyone who would try to first before I kill Grayson myself
Tim: Our dad’s a fucking multi-millionaire businessman so why on earth would I—
Bruce: *intense stare* Would you?
Steph: Wait there are people who wants to kill Dick? The audacity of you all—
Cassandra: *calmly and slowly does sign language* N-to the fucking-O
Alfred: *has disappointment written all over his face* While a man like myself would not waste my energy with slapping you for that question alone, I can still do nothing to stop his family from hunting you down so I suggest you don’t—
Barbara: You do know who you are asking that question with, don’t you?
Duke: He’s not worth the one million bounty because Dick is practically priceless!
Extra scene cuz I love Wally :D
Wally: Yes, I would kill him but after getting the money, I’ll resurrect him using the Lazarus Pit or maybe by changing the timeline so that I could give him the one million dollars because he deserves it
Artemis: That doesn’t even makes sense like his father is Bruce-fucking-Wayne so he doesn’t need that money—
Wally: That’s what love is
Artemis: It’s also a suicide mission because he’s the son of the fucking Batman and not to mention he has a lot of siblings who are all capable of killing you if you so much touch a strand of his hair—
Wally: THAT’S WHAT LOVE IS! I’D GLADLY DIE FOR DICK
[Spoilers]
Fan: OMG! I can’t believe Uncle Rick killed Jason *sobs*
Me, an avid fan of the BatFamily:
BatFamily In A Nutshell Part 15:
Bruce: If a stranger walks up to you and said, ‘Hey, I’m your dad’s friend and he sent me to pick you up’ what would you say?
Dick: That they are a liar!
Bruce: Yes, that’s right—
Jason: Yeah! Because our dad doesn’t have any friends!
Bruce:
Alfred: They aren’t exactly lying though, Master Bruce
Random HC: One similarity between Bruce and Jason is their ability to remain perfectly still while small children climb up them as if they are the kids’ personal playgrounds. As well as the frequency with which that happens.
Harley and Ivy by Joshua Swaby
Batwoman by Joshua Swaby
