#goddesses
Hermes: Hey, Athena?
Athena:Yes?
Hermes: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Athena:
Athena:
Athena: Where’s Apollo?
Athena: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Hermes: FORTY FIVE SECONDS????
Athena: NO, FOUR TO FIVE—
Hermes: TOO LATE!
4500-year-old Limestone Head of Canaanite Goddess Anat Found in Gaza
A farmer in the Gaza Strip recently found the 4,500-year-old limestone head of Canaanite goddess Anat in his field. She was worshipped in love and war across most of the Levant in the Bronze Age and influenced the powers of Mesopotamian Astarte and Greek Athena.
Aphrodite -> Goddess of Love and Beauty
[ ] People would say you are beautiful but you have no brains.
[ ] You are very fierce and unpredictable.
[ ] You have cheated on someone.
[ ] You have been with many people.
[ ] Sometimes you act really clumsy.
[ ] You can be strong and powerful if you put your mind to it.
[ ] You receive a lot of attention from the opposite sex.
[ ] You get called a whore/slut etc, but really you aren’t.
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Artemis -> Goddess of the Hunt
[ ] You would consider yourself to be strong (physically).
[ ] You have gone hunting before.
[ ] You like the moon better than the sun.
[ ] You don’t think you will ever get married.
[ ] You would say you are more of a tomboy.
[ ] You are a daddy’s girl.
[ ] You are a virgin.
[ ] You do not take criticism well.
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Athena -> Goddess of War/Wisdom/Weaving
[ ] You like playing musical instruments.
[ ] You want to become a teacher.
[ ] You like to be the leader of things.
[ ] Equal rights for women is something you’d fight for.
[ ] Many people look to you for advice.
[ ] You don’t like it when situations are unfair.
[ ] You would consider fighting for your country.
[ ] You get jealous easily.
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Hera –> Queen of the Gods
[ ] You get jealous a lot especially of your bf/gf.
[ ] You can be really mean if you want to be.
[ ] You can be vain and self-centered.
[ ] You enjoy attention.
[ ] You fight for what you believe in.
[ ] You are not a coward, not afraid of many things.
[ ] You demand respect from everyone.
[ ] You enjoy getting revenge.
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Hestia -> Goddess of Hearth and Home
[ ] You are very caring and compassionate.
[ ] You find it easy to forgive others.
[ ] You have many siblings.
[ ] You want to have a big family when you are older.
[ ] You would say you are nice to everyone.
[ ] People easily take advantage of you.
[ ] You are fine with being the responsible one.
[ ] You’d rather be serious than silly.
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Gaia -> Goddess of Earth
[ ] Your favourite thing is nature.
[ ] You want to help protect the environment.
[ ] You use clean sources of energy.
[ ] You have helped clean up the environment before.
[ ] You get upset thinking about the damage done to the Earth.
[ ] You have been part of some earth group.
[ ] You would take part in a protest.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
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