#gryffinpuff
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Gryffindor: Rock slide? I didnt know rocks could slide.
Slytherin, sarcastically: No it’s a slide made of rock.
Gryffindor: Really!?
Slytherin: … no.
6th year chaos crew, constant shenanigans and a whole lot of gay. Come join our modern Hogwarts roleplay discord server and live out your dream of being a student at Hogwarts.
Gryffindor: hey guys!
Hufflepuff: hi! Oh, you’re glowing btw
Gryffindor: always, thanks
Ravenclaw: no, you are literally glowing. Did someone put a jinx on you?
Gryffindor: dammit Slytherin!
Hufflepuff:We aren’t mad, we’re just disappointed.
Slytherin:No, we are mad.
Hufflepuff:Yes, we are. We are livid. But we’re going to let this one slide.
Gryffindor:Thank you.
Slytherin:No, we are not.
Hufflepuff: I’m not a mind reader, Slytherin.
Hufflepuff:I’m sensitive. I’m a big, old baby, bitch. If you say the wrong thing, I’ll go tell Gryffindor to yell at you.
Hufflepuff: You two seem kind of out of it today. What did you eat for breakfast?
Ravenclaw:Don’t be silly, what I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.
Hufflepuff:Gryffindor, what was your breakfast?
Gryffindor:M&M cereal.
Hufflepuff:Oh god, you see! That’s what I mean, I didn’t even know M&Ms made a cereal!
Gryffindor:They don’t, it’s just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.
The Houses as Popular Children’s Books
Hufflepuff:
Wonder, R J Palacio
Sweet and complex / Open hearted / Not without faults / Fights against cruelty one friendship at a time
Slytherin:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
Always excitingly unexpected / Embodies guilty pleasure / Unafraid to be critical / Success is equal measures of luck and work
Gryffindor:
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
A true classic / Mixes the weird and wonderful / Drugs may (definitely) be involved / The greatest adventure is the one you create
Ravenclaw:
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif, Rick Riordan
Makes you feel intelligent / Keeps you transfixed for hours / Never give up on anyone / If you can’t find a solution, find a new angle
If you haven’t read any of these, I really recommend them! X
Gryffindor:
Does extra reading but forgets to read mandatory texts / “Damn I’m stressed, better meditate for a bit” *breathes in* *SCREAMS* / On a first-names basis with all their teachers and the lunch ladies / Always tries to help friends with work / Wants to study in a group, knows they’ll get distracted / Has tried the ‘study then reward’ method, ended up eating the reward before studying / Day-dreams of the best end-of-year prank
Ravenclaw:
Doodles in the margins / Actually enjoys silent working time / Gets inspired when they get a project, procrastinates until they can’t fulfil their vision / Coffee as a meal replacement / Knows how to solve the problem, they just can’t verbalise it / They either study for 1 minute or 1 day, nothing is done by halves / Wants to make a breakthrough in science or archaeology or literature etc. but DAMMIT this class may kill them first
Slytherin:
Understands the complex material better than the basics / Would rather hand something in late than done wrong / Wants to be open to new ideas, but they know that theirs are better / Really enjoys doing extra research / Can write eloquently, but memorise things better if they use slang and the occasional curse (”foot-fetish-Philip Larkin was the voice of the working class, but he was a miserable cheating b*stard”)
Hufflepuff:
Work harder for teachers they get attached to / Getting praise puts them on cloud 9, but they find it hard to recover from well-meant criticism / They either know everything or nothing, and they’re not embarrassed to admit the latter / Put effort into every task, but they can’t help when they’re feeling more inspired / Tend to get consistent grades / Studying can feel very relaxing for them, but small distractions drive them nuts
It may be early, but it’s already beginning to feel autumnal where I live, so I’m feeling excited!!! :D
Gryffindor:
Wants to jump into the BIGGEST leaf pile and carve the SCARIEST pumpkin / Starts to subtlety smell of bonfires and spice / Buys their sparklers and fireworks in bulk / Jams out to ‘ Monster Mash’ and ‘Time Warp’ in the lead-up to Halloween
Ravenclaw:
Want to sit in a café and read whilst sipping a seasonal drink / Gets in the mood for Halloween by reading conspiracies and Creepypasta, and watching Buzzfeed Unsolved / Loves wearing extra scarves / Their chilled evenings-in feel so much more satisfying when it’s cold outside
Hufflepuff:
Overdoses on Halloween sweets / Wants to watch as many horror films as possible (will probably end up watching Disney after they’ve finished traumatising themselves) / Looks cute in oversized jumpers / Cold weather is the best excuse for them to drink hot chocolate every day
Slytherin:
Feels more powerful when Halloween is in the air / Has ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ on loop, and likes to yell out ‘THIS IS HALLOWEEN’ at any given moment / They start to play with even darker make-up and clothing / Feels safe when they’re wrapped up inside and it’s miserable outside
Gryffindor:
Saw something cute on Pinterest and went ‘screw it’ / Thinks they’re ready for grand designs / The colour scheme is super important to them / They like the idea of going minimalist, but eclectic styles suit them way better / “Okay, but what if there was a swing over here, and I could totally do one of those photo walls, and a HUGE armchair over there…” *moves one stool* / They finish with a room full of character and feel pretty proud of themselves
Hufflepuff:
More likely to build up a room over time than to fully decorate in one sitting / Get excited when they have something new to add / “But are there enough cushions…?” *stares at their 10000000000000 cushions* “…. nope. :)” / Really like the cosiness of scandi styles / Has to call their friends over to help them after spilling paint for the 50th time / Just trying to turn their house into a home / The end game is a cosy room full of candles, fairy lights, and plenty of memories
Ravenclaw:
Theyhave to do it on their own - it’s too personal a thing to let others mess it up / They’ve likely been inspired by a room in a book/TV show/film / The idea of having vintage or repurposed items makes their little heart sing / They need to imagine sitting there reading a book and sipping a cup of tea, whilst a record plays softly in the background - if they can’t feel this, it’s not right yet / Ravenclaws tend to collect some interesting things over the years, and they love showcasing these bizarre bits and pieces in new ways
Slytherin:
Cleaning out before decorating is super therapeutic for them / They need the space to be impressive in some way, and imagine how wowed their friend are going to be whilst decorating / They will try to give the space a chic vibe, but it’ll probably end up quite homely in some areas (hufflepuffs and slytherins are the biggest nesters, okay? Okay.) / They likely created a moodboard before decorating / It needs to be perfect for having drinks with friends and for watching horror films alone
Marauders au where Sirius is a Slytherin but pretty much nothing besides that changes because he and James are still best friends and as a result he still hates all the blood supremacists and his family most of all and he still doesn’t get along with Snape and helps James prank him
