#incorrect dc quotes
just going to.. leave this here.
tim: why are you smiling
jason: am i not aloud to smile?
dick: bruce fell over outside.
dick: fuck me if i’m wrong but-
y/n: you’re wrong
dick:i-
y/n:wROnG
y/n: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
tim: killed without hesitation.
jason: can you tuck me in?
bruce:
bruce: you handed me a shovel
jason: yeah, just spread the dirt as evenly as you can
bruce: i beg your pardon??
jason: then fucking beg
y/n: did you even sleep last night?
tim: i got a solid.. 8 minutes
y/n:
tim:well
tim: not consecutively, but i’m fine
tim: there’s only three of you right now
damian: i hate you with every inch of my body
jason:
jason: that’s not many inches
everyone else:yolo
jason todd:yolt
joker, with a kidnapped y/n: i’m going to kill you hAHahA
y/n, bleeding profusely: let me check with my boyfriend real quick
joker: this is going to ha—
y/n: jason said no.
superman, to batman and nightwing: i love the whole “good cop / bad cop” thing you have going on
nightwing: it isn’t a thing. i’m nice and that’s his default setting
jason: [looking around at criminals] some of you may die
jason: but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?
jason: stop romanticising the past.
tim, pouring monster and five hour energy into his coffee: I have no idea what i’m doing, but I do know that i’m doing it really well.
y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!
y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*
tim: uh,, um-
jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.
y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!
dick, in tears: it’s working.
Jason: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Dick: We lost Tim!
Jason: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
tim, sleep deprived and on his 5th cup of coffee at 8am: onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts
dick, used to this: uh huh
tim: lasagna is spaghetti flavoured cake
dick:
tim: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
dick, on the verge of tears:stop-
jason: please continue
Bruce:so
Bruce: you lied to me.
Jason: that depends on how you define lying
Bruce: well, i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Jason:
Jason: reclining your body in a horizontal position
y/n: [ opening curtains ]
tim: [flinching away]
tim: whAT IS THAT
y/n: that’s the sun duckie, it’s after dawn
tim: it’s offending me. turn it off.
tim: stop correcting me all the time!
damian: stop being wrong and i wouldn’t have to
