#incorrect golden trio quotes
Hermione: So… the ministry has a death warrant out for you. The Order can’t help us. You-Know-Who could come out of hiding at any moment and the last person with information to kill him has been killed. But we shouldn’t worry, because we have a cryptic locket note and a vague hunch about magic items from a bedtime story.
Harry:Yeah, pretty much.
Pansy:What’s your blood type?
Theo: How would I know?
Pansy: How would you not?
Theo:Who do I look like, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Pansy:You don’t know your blood type, but you know who discovered them?
Hannah:You’re the best person I’ve ever met!
Pansy:I’ve literally killed five people.
Ron: Harry, did you have a bad dream?
Harry:No, I’m having a bad reality.
Anne (OC), watching the news: Some idiot got into a fight with a squid at the zoo today.
Theo, standing behind her covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.