#source twitter
Will: Truth or dare, Nico. GO!
Nico:Truth
Will: How many times have you been nice to yourself today?
Nico: …. Dare
Will: Say you’re proud of yourself
Nico: I don’t like this game
Nico: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Will: I wake up at 6 am
Nico: ….. I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Aizawa: I do not slouch, I involuntarily bend into the form of a question mark, personifying a misunderstanding of the laws and the very essence of life.
ravenclaw: slytherin pissed me off today so i told her i can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
ravenclaw: there is nothing special about tomorrow.
ravenclaw: but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.
ravenclaw: why are you putting garlic in your pants
gryffindor: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass.
ravenclaw: why would dracula try to eat your ass
gryffindor: he won’t. the garlic- are you even listening?
Harry: I’m so pumped for this game of fugitive that none of my classmates know we’re having.
Elayne: Boys are hot
Elayne: And girls are hot too!
Elayne: Why is everyone so hot?
Birgitte: Global warming.
Mat: Guys I have a crush!
Nynaeve: It’s always a crush and never a job
Weiss, realising she stepped on an ant: Oh no
Ruby: Has anyone seen my pet ant?
Weiss: OH NO
