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Allen : “Can you close the door? A monster might come in. I’m scared.”
Cross : “What makes you think that monsters can’t open doors?”
Barba : “…and that’s how Allen ended up sleeping in my bed for the next 2 months.”
Tyki, after he met Nea : “There have been a lot of lies going around in this family.”
Sheril, places a hand in Tyki’s shoulder and winks : “And a lot of love.”
Tyki : “More lies.”
jisung: sold my mattress on ebay a couple nights back so i had some money to buy a pet
jisung: my back? stiff
jisung: chan? mad
jisung: my iguana? sick as fuck
jisung: fuck capitalism. it’s an unfair system that keeps poor people poor. you should not have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities
jisung, playing monopoly: sorry, maybe you should have tried not being poor
chan: the best revenge, really, is being nice
seungmin, in the distance: or murder!
Annabeth: *listening to music*
Percy: what are you listening to
Annabeth: not our problems
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Sherlock: so an octopus can change its colour to mimic its surroundings. when octopi do this it’s called-
Eurus: an octo-lie
Sherlock: …metachrosis
Eurus:
Sherlock:
Eurus: mocktopus.
Sherlock: it’s like all Scotland Yard share one brain cell
Greg: i’d come up with a comeback but it’s not my turn to use it
Nayeon: I tried to change my computer’s password to “Chaeyoung” but it said too short.
intj: enfp, we need to talk about your professionalism
enfp, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava
Guzma:After realizing you’re terrible, most people are like “No thanks” and leave… but a few stick around.
Guzma:Because they’re stupid.
Guzma, watching Moon, Lillie, Gladion, and Hau: … but that’s what friends are, I guess.
Giovanni: Happy Pride Month, boys. You know what that means.
Archer: Be gay, do crime?
Giovanni: You got that right.