#tua luther

A kid on the street: Hey look at that man, he’s got a giant gorilla body

Luther:

Klaus: I’ve only had Dave for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

~10 months later~

Dave:*dies*

Klaus basically the next day: Wow, God? Fancy seeing you here

Klaus: You know what would be sexy. Eating food off each other.

Dave: You didn’t do the dishes did you

Klaus: not a single plate

Diego: *runs up to the down escalator coming from upstairs*

Allison: Diego that’s the wrong escalator!

Diego: NoT iF i RuN fAsT eNoUgH!!

*starts running up it*

Allison:

Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.

The therapist:

Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*

Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.