Annabeth: hey, can i ask you guys something? how are you both so happy, doesn’t it weigh on you that the whole world might be ending?

Leo: can i tell her our secret?

Piper: *nods her head*

Leo: come here

Annabeth: *leans her head toward Leo*

Leo: we’re very very…stupid!

im so excited for Percy Jackson and The Olympians auditions, i don’t even want to be have a big role i just want to be an extra at Camp Half-Blood

how percy wins most of his battles

percy: *getting choked by a monster* harder daddy

the monster: *releases him* bitch what the f-

frank: so whats your street name?

leo: lil leo

frank: you live in a street called lil leo?

annabeth: basically, you can make a rule, and then someone else can veto that rule!

percy: well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules :)

annabeth: that’s called tyranny, and it’s generally frowned upon

piper: if you found out that you have one more day to live,what would you do with it?

percy: say goodbye and mend my relationships

nico: something illegal

frank: accept my fate

leo: i would message ten people saying if they dont forward that message to ten people i would die tomorrow.

percy: thats fucking awesome. can i change my answer ?

percy,giving a chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah!

annabeth: what. the. fuck.

percy: sorry that it didn’t make you chihaha

leo: if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with her?

will: “i chlorofeel you,man.”

will and leo: *start giggling*

meanwhile nico and calypso: …

Frank: what’s the worst feeling ever?

Jason: waking up in the morning and your phone didn’t charge.

Reyna: waking up in the morning.

Nico: waking up.

everyone’s talking abt the different scenes for the new pjo show that we’re gonna see Walker doing like talking to a poodle and defying hades but like is no one going to talk abt the whole gateway arch scene? Where he’s literally going to jump off the gateway arch? Like it’s such an insane feat it’s going to be amazing to see how they pull that off