#incorrect next gen quotes

The sound of something falling inside a cupboard when you close it is the sound of someone else’s problem.

Roxanne Weasley, probably

Janelle (OC): I didn’t think you’d take it that far!

Roxanne, offended: You didn’t think I’d savagely rampage on a group of random strangers? You think so little of me.

Fred II: Lou took the wheels from my heelies. I feel like an angel without wings.

Fred II: I have to walk down the hallways like a peasant and I am LIVID.

Auror: We’ve found the person that stole your identity and impersonated you.

Lucy: Cool, where were they?

Auror: We found them eating Cheetos and crying in their car.

Lucy:Wow, they really went for it.

Lily Luna: Siblings are weird.

Lily Luna: I mean, I’d give my brothers a kidney, but they aren’t borrowing my phone charger.

Jacek (OC) to Hannah: Mom, I made a discovery! By mixing blue and yellow you can make an entirely new color! I’m gonna call it… Blellow!

Victoire: Gentle reminder not to eat to much candy before bed!

Cassie (OC): No.

Victoire: This was supposed to be a gentle reminder, yet your defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.

[Pansy & Hannah have just found Hadley (OC) in a dumpster and have taken her in]

5-year-old Hadley (OC): I can’t believe witches are real! I thought they were just something adults made up to scare kids. Like vitamins.

Hannah: Hadley, vitamins arereal.

Hadley (OC): Well now I’m thinking they might be!

Victoire: We’re back!

Cassie (OC), running up to hug Victoire and Teddy: Mom! Dad! You’re back! I’m so happy to see you!

Cassie (OC): Really happy! So, so happy!

Cassie (OC): You have no idea how hap-

Draco, who’s been taking care of her: Point taken, kid.

Teddy:Remember when you told me not to burn down the house?

Andromeda: You burned down the house?

Teddy: No! The fire was out almost immediately.

Teddy: This is a success story!

I come and go as I please. It’s part of my charm. I’m like an outdoor cat.

Lucy Weasley, probably