#padfoot and prongs

James, to Lily: If I had a coin for every time you crossed my mind, I would only have one coin because you’re all I think about.

Sirius, interrupting: BRO? WHAT ABOUT ME? BITCH.

James: Sirius completes me.

Lily:What?

James: You’re nice too, Lily.

Lily: I’m your wife.

Remus: You signed up for this.

Lily: Yeah I did.

Sirius: I’ll do anything for you, Prongs. You’re my brother.

James: Tell me my hair is better than yours.

Sirius: Almost anything.

Sirius: remember how I said James and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Remus: yes

Sirius: well, we’re in jail

Remus: *hangs up*

Sirius: what is love?

Peter: an emotional minefield

Remus: a neurochemical reaction

James: BABY DONT HURT ME-