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edwardelric77:

shaneycake:

Fuck Trump. ヽ(`Д´)ノ DEADPOOL RULES!!!!

I rather have deadpool for president than trump

polyglotplatypus:

rattle-my-stars:

X-force: We have to find Cable and stop him

Deadpool: Find Cable and top him, got it

bold of you to assume deadpool is a top

Get right before Zod!  For more Deadpool at Comic Con:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9cqy0zWlI

Get right before Zod!  For more Deadpool at Comic Con:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9cqy0zWlI


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Y/N: There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.

Wade: Oh Don’t be such a worrywart. The demon and I go way back!

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jjangredpanda:

Where the fuck is Francis?!


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This is a good point to make in general, and good on Reynolds for using the occasion of this movie tThis is a good point to make in general, and good on Reynolds for using the occasion of this movie tThis is a good point to make in general, and good on Reynolds for using the occasion of this movie tThis is a good point to make in general, and good on Reynolds for using the occasion of this movie t

This is a good point to make in general, and good on Reynolds for using the occasion of this movie to make it, but it’s kind of a strange statement to be making in the context of Deadpool, which is much more a love story than any other kind of movie.  It’s the love story that motivates the characters and underpins the plot, and it feels far more important than any of the film’s superheroics (though that last point might have something to do with last-minute budget cuts, which forced the producers to scrap several fight scenes).  And certainly the love story feel more successful than the film’s attempt to be outrageous and boundary-pushing.

In one of its earliest scenes, Deadpoolcomes out and says “this is actually a love story.”  That is the truest statement it makes about itself, and the one aspect at which it fully works.


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The new red band #Deadpool trailer arrived.And 65 screenshots.“Daddy needs to express some rage&hellThe new red band #Deadpool trailer arrived.And 65 screenshots.“Daddy needs to express some rage&hell

The new red band #Deadpool trailer arrived.
And65 screenshots.

“Daddy needs to express some rage…”

How f*ckin cool is this omg 


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matthewdaddyrio:Mr. Wilson? Ding-ding.matthewdaddyrio:Mr. Wilson? Ding-ding.

matthewdaddyrio:

Mr. Wilson? Ding-ding.


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cat-harman92:

delphinidin4:

greenheart-anon:

SOUND ON

This is funnier than both Deadpool movies combined

at this point in his career, I think directors just give Ryan Reynolds the plot to a movie and he just makes up the dialogue as he goes bc there is no way any of the shit he says in his movies is planned and not just him saying whatever he thinks would make the movie go on

unpopular opinions/ my accepted head cannons: ✨mcu edition✨

  • Clint hides/hangs out in vents
  • Peter and Shuri are besties that bond over gen z, meme, and vine culture
  • Bucky is very close with Shuri and t’challa
  • Wanda x Natasha (kinda but like I also really like Wanda x Vision so…)
  • Darcy is waaayyyy better than Jane ( idk she always just rubbed me the wrong way)
  • Valkyrie x Captain Marvel (idk it just kinda fits ig???)
  • Tony is a bottom
  • Nat is a dominant bottom
  • Clint feels the need to adopt almost every orphaned, talented kid there is
  • gender fluid/non-binary loki
  • Bucky is ace ( kinda got this from the fact that after everything he went through with hydra he’s iffy with intimate contact)
  • Deadpool is pansexual
  • Wanda and Nat are bi
  • No to steve x peggy (I like her but i feel like they would be better off as friends)
  • Peter is Morgan’s big brother
  • Thor is just a golden retriever that’s just happy to be here
  • Shuri is smarter than Tony and Bruce
  • Captain Marvel and Nebula are lesbian (but not x each other)
  • Yelena and Natasha deserve another movie together
  • Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man (I like Tom too but Andrew is just so good)
  • Yelena is ace
  • Spider-Man: homecoming, eternals and captain marvel weren’t that great of movies (sorry if you like these i just found them to not be that great)
  • Sharon was always a bitch from the beginning and I never liked her but after that shit she pulled in tfatws I will never forgive her
  • Spiderman: No Way Home was the best (Tom!spiderman) Spider-Man movie and was very emotionally damaging
  • Tony is bi or pan
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emiliaclarke:

You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.
Thank you.


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Hey y’all get ready for some

Danny Phantom Fanfic Recs

Okay, these are all either multi-chapter fics, or series that contain multiple connected one-shots. A separate list for singular one-shots will go up sometime later. I’m not tagging anyone because I’m not sure if some authors even have a Tumblr.

Completed fics are marked with , and in-progress fics are marked with ❌

Keep in mind that these are in no particular order of interest, just whichever ones I strongly recommend as I go back through my reading history. All of these are T at the most, and if there is an M somewhere it’s probably for violence or graphic-ness.

Danny Phantom Only:

(we are) the fault lineby iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid - Slow burn found family with Vlad regretting past decisions and getting more depth than just “mwahaha I’m going to turn you into the perfect son!!!!” Also Danny speaks in like, two chapters toward the end, and I think that’s quite a bold move to have the quip-dealer so quiet.

Shiversby JadeNoRyuu - There’s follow-ups, but the main story is really interesting. I also don’t know if the writer’s first language is English, but that makes it even more commendable.

Epiphanyby TorScrawls - Maddie and Jack get character development, and that makes Danny panic lol. There are separate epilogues.

Broken Ectoplasmby ghostanimal - Very nice story, more Parental Angst, and Danny is incapable of speech for almost all of it. Jack realizes how much of an ass Vlad is without Vlad knowing.

Bitterby thatgirl_youknowtheone ❌ - Vlad fucking poisons Jack at the man’s own b-day party. Jack does not realize he is dead, angst ensues when Danny tells him.

Temper Tantrumsby attu - Lore for my girl Dorathea! Also Danny gets to be a dragon!

Mortifiedby Marsalias ❌ - Honestly if you haven’t read some of this one yet, go. Read it. Edit: It is very long chapter-wise (over 230), but the chapters are a bit short.

Three note chords(series)by Hazama_d20 (series is marked as incomplete, but all uploaded fics are completed) - Ember wants to spend a day in Amity, Danny needs help with a talent show. ~Can I make it any more obvious~

Crossovers:

Half Dead PhoenixbySilkNettle ❌ - Trelawney shenanigans. Danny is confused, but he’s not gonna complain about the people giving him a bed. Danny cannot use a wand.

Ghost Kings and Gotham Batsby BlueGhostCardinal ❌ - Ghost King Danny, obviously, but he finds out in an interesting way. Also has Bad Parents Jack/Maddie, so watch out for that.

Weirdwardby DarkNymfa - The OotP needs help, and Muggle ghosts are very strange. Danny can use a wand.

Darcy and the Phantom (Link to first fic, but it is part of a series) by Honyasbookshelf (series is incomplete, this one is completed) - Danny is sleep-deprived and Darcy carries a taser. Jane is also Danny’s astrophysics hero.

Summoned King AU(series)by Enigmaris ❌ - HYDRA summonings, but he’s in human form every time. The Avengers help him out until Loki tags along and Knows immediately.

Ghost in the NYC(series)by ASharksReadingGlasses - While I love good parents Jack and Maddie, this one just has Good Dad Jack and Questionable Logic Maddie. Also Spidey and the OG DP, aka Deadpool, accidentally-on-purpose-kinda-sorta adopt him. NOW COMPLETE WITH BONUS EPISODES TO COME!!!

Iceboundby Pandemi - Very neat Justice League fic, I love the premise of Flash fighting… well, just read it.

The Ghost of Heroesby Enigmaris - MCU crossover. This is in the same vein as Mortified for me. If you haven’t read it, GO READ IT.

Whirlwind,Reflections,andMirrored by Lynse - All involve different parts of the Secret Trio (Danny Phantom, Jake Long, and Randy Cunningham), but Whirlwind throws Chat Noir in there for spice.

Legless on Maimby GothMoth - This one is mostly for the sake of “hey, that doctor in Venom is named Dan! Let’s have fun with that.” It’s also got ridiculously long chapters, but I don’t really mind so this is more a warning for anyone who frequently says, “Just one more chapter.” Honestly, you’re probably going to see a lot of GothMoth on the one-shot list. I love the memes.

Phantom Cityby inukagome15 - Teen Titans crossover.I guess more light-hearted? Still dealing with Dan Trauma, but… someone helps. It’s great. :)

Family and Friendsby lauraeb5 - Ah, immortal Danny. Who makes friends with a much-loved winter spirit of fun! And angst happens later! >:3c

Recognizedby AgentIanLegend - IDENTITY SHENANIGANS WITH ROBIN!! Seriously, I had to take breaks to be like, “okay who’s who? What happened? What’s happening?” And BAM (Bad Ass Mother) Maddie!!!!

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