#dungeon master
So my brother is new to the Critical Role Community
He’s been watching Campaign Two for the past few days and he’s made it to episode four. Throughout this process, he’s been keeping me up to date with what he thinks about the world, magic, and characters.
As a bit of a veteran fan, this is very amusing to me.
But so far this has been my favorite comment of his:
“All these guys don’t really seem like they’re on the up-and-up to me. Most of them are running from something or they’re criminals - I mean, Caleb and Nott were in freaking prison. As far as I can tell Mollymauk is the most normal, morally-guided person without a criminal record or sketchy backstory.”
This obviously made me die laughing. The fact that he thinks MOLLY is the most normal, decent person in that party KILLS ME
Oh well, he’ll learn the truth soon…
WELL THIS HAS AGED WELL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
So my brother is new to the Critical Role Community
He’s been watching Campaign Two for the past few days and he’s made it to episode four. Throughout this process, he’s been keeping me up to date with what he thinks about the world, magic, and characters.
As a bit of a veteran fan, this is very amusing to me.
But so far this has been my favorite comment of his:
“All these guys don’t really seem like they’re on the up-and-up to me. Most of them are running from something or they’re criminals - I mean, Caleb and Nott were in freaking prison. As far as I can tell Mollymauk is the most normal, morally-guided person without a criminal record or sketchy backstory.”
This obviously made me die laughing. The fact that he thinks MOLLY is the most normal, decent person in that party KILLS ME
Oh well, he’ll learn the truth soon…
Our party as vines…
They’re pretty iconic on their own, so why not give them some vines???
✨New item!✨
Hogwash
Potion, very rare
A waterskin filled with a pig’s used bath water. As an action you can douse yourself with this murky brine, granting you pig powers for 1 hour. You gain a +2 bonus to Constitution saving throws and 2d10 temporary hit points for the duration. Additionally, you gain advantage on Wisdom (Survival) checks to forage for food.
You exude a rancid odor while coated in this liquid, giving you disadvantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks. This negative side effect lasts until you bathe.
Brewed by the all-powerful pig wizard Maurice le Boueux for his followers who desire to become more piglike. His raucous foraging parties gained widespread renown for their yield of high quality truffles as well as their unbearable stench. Although many outsiders claim Maurice is just an ordinary pig, anyone who douses themselves in his bathwater cannot deny its transformative effects!
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A Disney Dungeons and Dragons DM screen?? You’re speaking right to my HEART!
Did this for a group that has a campaign based on Disney Characters! How fun is that?
Using children’s mazes from coloring books is actually a really great tool for creating dungeon layouts!
In our prior battle, our gnome had opened a portal to the plane of air elementals which, as our GM informed us, is very easy to open but very hard to close.
Gnome: Wait… It’s hard to close from here. So WHAT IF
Ranger: Don’t do thi-
Gnome: WHAT IF I go into the plane of air elementals and close that portal and then open a new one here come back through it, and THEN close that portal.
GM: Sure, if you want to risk opening a portal on the other side of the world.
Gnome: …. I’ll get back to you.
The druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.
Druid: Uhhh I TURN INTO A TREE.
DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in an open field.
Druid Player: Shit.
Soldier: Has that tree always been there?
Druid: I’ve been here for weeks!
DM: Roll bluff.
Druid Player: Crit.
Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose!
We had just found the cleric’s mom crucified in town, took her down and let her rest.
Cleric: Mom, how are you doing?
Mom: Well I’m hanging in there.
Cleric: Mom.