#five hargreeves
Five: Aw boo hoo did someone get their feelings hurt?
Vanya: Five, you just broke his ribcage
Five: He’ll walk it off
Vanya: I trust Five
Luther: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Vanya: I wouldn’t go that far
Diego to Five: I can’t believe you’re making half a million and you’re only giving me $30.000!
Klaus: $30.000? I’m only getting $1.000!
Luther: Wait are you guys getting paid?!
Five: *shows excellent poker skills*
Klaus: Damn Five. Are you secretly cool?
Five: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician Carl Friedrich cool
Klaus: I do not
Five: I wasn’t hurt that badly
Five: Delores said all my bleeding was internal
Five: that’s where my blood is supposed to be
Five: how did you find me?
The Handler: oh I saw a huge explosion and thought now who could that be?
Klaus: Aww, you’re so cute when you’re angry
Five: Then prepare yourself, because I’m about to get really fucking adorable
If Five is Irish and Klaus is American that is THE funniest thing I’m sorry
Klaus and Five are road tripping together in season 3
I mean, firstly we have the poster from Free Comic Book Day
And we have this photo of Five
Where he’s in a car with a Pennsylvania map (and rocking glasses with Klaus vibes tbh)
And in the new Klaus promo
He’s got a sticker for Pennsylvania
These two are road tripping together and I’m here for it.
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top 10 pictures taken just before disaster (someone walking in on you in a weird pose)
i tried so hard to resist drawing this outfit until after school wrapped up… I made a valiant effort. A solid couple of hours until i caved. its just too good
[ID: A drawing of Five in the outfit and pose from the promo picture for season 3. He is lying on his back with his feet kicked up and resting on something (implied to be the seat in front of him in a car, though the only background is a yellow-green square). He is concentrating on a map and chewing on a bright red pen. He is wearing yellow-tinted sunglasses, an unbuttoned blue plaid shirt, a white undershirt, green cargo pants, and brown boots. End ID.]
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Klaus, chucking a baby Jesus figurine at Five: SEASONS YEETINGS
Klaus: We’re fuck ups, but we’re the good kind.
Allison: What’s the bad kind?
Klaus, pointing at Five who’s mounted a vending machine and proceeded to demonically screech at it:That.
Person: So who’s your dad?
Klaus, whose father traumatized him to the point where he had to look towards drugs and alcohol for relief: Papa John.
Klaus: I can’t believe Diego! “Klaus, your hummus obsession has gone too far”. The JERK!
Ben: Uhm … are you … sure he doesn’t have a point?
Klaus, shaking and on his third hummus jar that day: Why would you say such a thing?
Klaus: Look at that son of a bitch
Diego:
Diego: People feel uncomfortable when you refer to dogs that way
Five: Oh, suck my dick
Klaus: That’s incest and pedophilia. It’s double illegal.
Ben: D I L L E G A L
try to tell me this hasn’t happened i dare you
Klaus: Foot fetishes are toe-tally valid
Ben: That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard
Klaus: I believe in what I said, Ben. I believe in it with all of my sole
Klaus, severely touch-starved: Sometimes you’ve just gotta be your own daddy.
Five, poking his head in his room: Hi sorry I overheard you and I’ve got a quick question: what the fuck
