Husband comes home, 7.30am. Kid is watching cartoons.

Hey champ how you doing

Hi Daddy

Where’s your Mom?

She’s in bed. You’re not back til Sunday

I know. Someone got sick. Everything ok?

Yeah. I got a new baseball, look

That’s cool. Your Mom buy you that?

No. Joe gave it me

Gave it TO me. Who’s Joe?

Some old guy. He came to see Mom

Oh yeah? When?

Yesterday night

You mean last night?

Yeah. It was funny. Mom was dancing. It was ooky

Dancing?

Yeah, she was dancing all sexy. I was on the stairs she got mad at me for looking

Oh yeah? Where’s she now

I told you. In her bed

And who’s coat is that?

I dunno

Husband goes upstairs. Wife comes out of bedroom in a robe and closes the door behind her. She’s in full makeup.

Hi Doug I wasn’t expecting you

Are you going somewhere? Why are you wearing your boots?

Yeah. I had to….pop to the store. We need milk

Dressed like that?You have somebody in there?

Please, don’t go in, Doug

Don’t go in my own bedroom?

He pushes the door open. Tied to the bed is a man in his mid sixties, greying hair. Naked except for a blindfold and a pair of red panties that the husband recognizes. They were a Valentine’s Day present for his wife. On the floor is a riding crop and a flogger.

What’s going on?

Doug, I’m so sorry.

You. Whoever you are. You need to get the fuck out of here now

Don’t shout, please! Dylan is downstairs

He’s fucking downstairs, I know, and you’re up here playing fucking sex games with this old fuck. Jesus. Have you lost your mind? Is that cum in your hair? I don’t fucking BELIEVE THIS.

Not again.

Doug, please keep your voice down

Will someone untie me?

It’s not what it looks like…

My mom is spending a lot of time getting to know the new neighbors. She’s been putting herself at their disposal.

How are they fitting in?

Oh, just fine.

“You taught me how to love, forgive and care. You taught me how tough it could get and all the despair. You taught me my first words and how to eat, you made me everything I am, and I will ever be. Life seems dull when you’re not around, but with your one smile, everything turns around. You’ve given so much and asked for so little, you’ve sacrificed your dreams to make mine achievable. All my love and actions in this world will fall short in comparison to yours; it will take me a lifetime and many more to reciprocate yours. If I have only one wish, I hope that when I am born again, I have you as my mother all over again. because mommy, no matter where I am, I love you a thousand times more.”

- g.d. (Happy Mother’s Day)

Is there a Sister in the House ? Luckily we have one… With all the controversial sinning that just “May” and I say “just may “ be going on here, we need a lady of god for quick forgiveness.

Celestial Realm angels apparently jump games too

Raphael stay away from the sexy shady doctor or I swear I’ll—

Don’t hold grudges. Forgive people for their mistakes and move on. Let go of negativity.

I would like to visit you for a while get away from the city maybe I shouldn’t have called but someone had to be the first to break taught we can sit on your back porch relax talk about anything it doesn’t matter I’ll be courageous if you’ll pretend that you forgiven me I know I let you down again and again I know it didn’t really treat you right I’ve paid the price and I’m still paying for it every day