#funny umbrella academy
Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead
Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.
Sissy:*does anything*
Vanya: –and my heart went O O P S
heart been broke so many times
7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:
Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.
Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked