#tua show

Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead

Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.

Luther: how would you guys describe Five?

Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—

Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.

Ah yes it’s 1:48AM, time to yell about the audacity of Reginald Hargreeve’s existence

Klaus starting his cult:

theumbrellaaacademy:

the cult: speak your wise words

klaus: im never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

Luther: Can you be quiet? I’m trying to think

Diego: Don’t worry, take your time. I know doing something for the first time can be difficult sometimes

purplyclouds:

SOMEONE PLZ START A PETITION FOR DIEGO TO DUAL WIELD IN SEASON 3

7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:

Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.

Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked

7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:

The Umbrella Academy Show

Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment

The Umbrella Academy: Season 2

Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment

27-umbrellas:

Petition for Klaus’s outfit for season three to be that umbrella academy blazer (no shirt), booty shorts that have the communist manifesto QR code on one ass cheek and the Bee Movie script QR code on the other cheek, and knee length white gogo boots.

Okay but who’s your favorite Swede, mine’s All-That’s-Left-Was-A-Foot

But seriously i feel so bad for Five, he’s too old for this shit, just let the man woo mannequins and drink his coffee its not his fault his siblings all share one fucking brain cell and never listen to him and he has to keep stopping the apocalypse every other week

Season 2 Luther: *admitting his mistakes, apologizing to Vanya, bonding with Diego, acting like the himbo big brother he always should have been*

Me: 

So i just finished binge-ing season 2, and can i just say

what the FUCK