#the hargreeves children

Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead

Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.

Sissy:*does anything*

Vanya: –and my heart went O O P S

Luther: how would you guys describe Five?

Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—

Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.

heart been broke so many times 

7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:

Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.

Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked

But seriously i feel so bad for Five, he’s too old for this shit, just let the man woo mannequins and drink his coffee its not his fault his siblings all share one fucking brain cell and never listen to him and he has to keep stopping the apocalypse every other week

Season 2 Luther: *admitting his mistakes, apologizing to Vanya, bonding with Diego, acting like the himbo big brother he always should have been*

Me: 

So i just finished binge-ing season 2, and can i just say

what the FUCK