#umbrella academy shitpost
Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead
Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.
Sissy:*does anything*
Vanya: –and my heart went O O P S
Luther: how would you guys describe Five?
Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
Klaus starting his cult:
Luther: Can you be quiet? I’m trying to think
Diego: Don’t worry, take your time. I know doing something for the first time can be difficult sometimes
heart been broke so many times
7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:
Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.
Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked
Okay but who’s your favorite Swede, mine’s All-That’s-Left-Was-A-Foot
But seriously i feel so bad for Five, he’s too old for this shit, just let the man woo mannequins and drink his coffee its not his fault his siblings all share one fucking brain cell and never listen to him and he has to keep stopping the apocalypse every other week