#netflix the umbrella academy

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If I see ONE MORE fanfic with Christopher the Poor Green Cube I will personally bash my own head in with a rock. 

Ah yes it’s 1:48AM, time to yell about the audacity of Reginald Hargreeve’s existence

7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:

The Umbrella Academy Show

Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment

The Umbrella Academy: Season 2

Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment

27-umbrellas:

Petition for Klaus’s outfit for season three to be that umbrella academy blazer (no shirt), booty shorts that have the communist manifesto QR code on one ass cheek and the Bee Movie script QR code on the other cheek, and knee length white gogo boots.

But seriously i feel so bad for Five, he’s too old for this shit, just let the man woo mannequins and drink his coffee its not his fault his siblings all share one fucking brain cell and never listen to him and he has to keep stopping the apocalypse every other week

My hatred for Reginald Hargreeves has smashed through the previous rock bottom and is now plundering unimaginable depths


i am going to have an aneurysm. 

Tracks

  1. Do You Hear What I Hear a Rumour?
  2. Happy Xmas (War is Over Right Now! Why am I in Vietnam?)
  3. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas the Apocalypse
  4. Frosty Luther the Snowman Ape-man
  5. Christmas (Baby Dolores, Please Come Home)
  6. Santa Claus is Hazel and Cha-Cha are Comin’ to Town
  7. Mary Pogo, Did You Know? (So You Did. I Don’t Know What I Expected at This Point.)
  8. Baby, It’s Cold Outside in Limbo ft. Ben
  9. Up on the House-TopMoon
  10. A (Peanut Butter and) Marshmallow WorldSandwich

Bonus

  1. What Child is This? (No, Seriously, Which One is This? Can We Just Write Their Numbers on Their Foreheads?) ft. Reginald

Available at a post-apocalyptic hellscape near you!

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