#umbrella academy show
Vanya: I have a girlfriend now.
Klaus encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Vanya: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign*
Diego: Two girlfriends?!
Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead
Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.
Luther: how would you guys describe Five?
Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
Ah yes it’s 1:48AM, time to yell about the audacity of Reginald Hargreeve’s existence
Klaus starting his cult:
the cult: speak your wise words
klaus: im never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
Luther: Can you be quiet? I’m trying to think
Diego: Don’t worry, take your time. I know doing something for the first time can be difficult sometimes
SOMEONE PLZ START A PETITION FOR DIEGO TO DUAL WIELD IN SEASON 3
7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:
Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.
Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked
7-umbr3ll4s-v1b1n-1n-th3-str33ts:
The Umbrella Academy Show
Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment
The Umbrella Academy: Season 2
Come for the intrigue, stay for the soundtrack and emotional attachment
Okay but who’s your favorite Swede, mine’s All-That’s-Left-Was-A-Foot
But seriously i feel so bad for Five, he’s too old for this shit, just let the man woo mannequins and drink his coffee its not his fault his siblings all share one fucking brain cell and never listen to him and he has to keep stopping the apocalypse every other week
So i just finished binge-ing season 2, and can i just say
what the FUCK
