#green witch
Merry Christmas!
Ok, this is not a drill.
My neighbor offered me goats next year. A like here is a vote for goats in Pastor Witch house.
Tell me all the magical things I can do with goats to convince my wife we need goats for religious reasons.
Me to the sun right now.
Yule Feast?
Uh…
Try Yule
Depression Snack
My allergies were bad enough today that I can’t go outside. I just have to watch my plants grow like this.
Cleaning is a sort of spell in and of itself. As you vacuum up the dust and scrub the dishes, so too you cleanse and tidy your mind.
Common herbs you probably have in your kitchen!
New Moon manifestation bath, channeling the energy of The Empress Tarot card.
To charge and activate sigils trace them with a crystal point. You can use clear quartz for anything but if you want to get specific you can use Tigers Eye to activate and charge a protection sigil or use your own correspondences.
*PLEASE ADD MORE*
1. Getting a text message that reads something like, “You better watch your back! Your life is about to change dude!” after we draw the Death card from our tarot decks.
2. Getting a text message saying, “WHO IS SHE/HE/THEM?!” after we draw The Lovers card from our tarot decks.
3. “You need to cleanse your house. The energy is awful.”
4. “Did you know you have a dragon living in your closet hoarding your clothes?”
5. After getting a gift, we say something like “it’s charmed to help protect you. Don’t worry. I got your back.”
6. “Oh. Drink this herbal tea! It’ll do wonders on your energy AND body!”
7. “Hold this crystal. Good. Don’t let go of it. Why? Because I said so.”8. “Here, wear this! It’ll help keep your energy balanced.”
9. “Did you say stomach ache?! Peppermint tea! Now! Don’t look at me like that!”
10. “Did you get a promotion?!” after pulling the Ace of Coins from tarot deck.
11. “Don’t do the thing. Stop playing stupid. You know what thing. Don’t do it.”
12. “You got a faery on your shoulder.”
13. “My friend is going to stay the night so he can ward your house. Don’t argue. You need to keep yourself safe. He said you don’t need to feed him or anything like that.”
14. “Smoke cleansing. Do it for the Love of God.” while shoving sandalwood incense cones at you.
15. Hands you a house plant. “It’ll help with the energy in whatever room you put it in. Might I suggest the living room?”
16. “I’ve talked to the ghosts you have in your house and…”
17. “There’s a goetic demon for that”
18. “I don’t have a cat… at least a living one…”
19. “DON’T TOUCH THAT”
20. Draws sigils in birthday cards, Christmas cards, any card
Free readings are now open!
Easy Witch Tips: Moon Water Edition
Are you in the broom closet?
Are you tired as fuck?
Are you lazy and don’t wanna do the things?
Me too. Which one? Take some educated guesses (All three. I’m all three. Don’t judge me-)
What to do with Moon Water when You Simply Can’t:
- Brew coffee/tea
- Make ice cubes out of it
- Wash your hands/hair/face
- Water your plants
- Keep a pitcher of it and drink a cup every morning
- Make moon water from sparkling water and infuse it with fruits that help you focus/love yourself/energize you/etc
- Use it to paint
- Rinse your makeup brushes with it after washing them
- Put it in your pet’s water dishes
- Make a cleansing room spray
Literally just do stuff. Replace normal water with moon water. Splash it on your face, throw some into your washer, or your bath. Just d o s t u f f. Witchcraft doesn’t have to be just Spell Jar, Tarot, Full Spell Casting. Nothing is stopping you from just dousing yourself in moon water to help you get reset.
Happy splashing and blessed be <3
Tips and Commissions for a struggling witch: Ko-Fi
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Reading Candles for Yes/No Answers
High, steady flame:Yes
Low, steady flame: No
Short, weak flame:No
Dancing flame: Needs more focus. Reground and try again.
Violent flickering flame: Strong no. Take this as a warning if you are certain this isn’t caused by an outside force or natural defect in a candle.
Sputtering/Cracking flame: There is more to your answer than a simple yes or no,
Dual-flame:Thinking, waiting for an answer.
Flame leaning to left:Yes
Flame leaning to right:No
Candle will not light: Ask later
Candle will not go out: You are not done yet. There is more you need to hear.
The candle goes out during the session: Now is not the time to ask.