#happy things
i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.
do not let these mortal turmoils tarnish your golden soul
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Very much in the mood to go to a bookstore carrying a warm drink in a stryrofoam cup whilst it’s raining outside
Look me in the eye and tell me if there’s any gesture out there that’s more caring and heart-meltingly affectionate (romantically or platonically) than fixing someone’s blanket while they’re asleep…bonus for when they leave an adoring kiss at the side of your face/your forehead.
Reblog this with human things you find beautiful
• When people smile so wide, creases appear on their face. It’s like they’re so happy that they can’t keep it in
• Tanlines and age spots and freckles and scars and stretch marks and acne. Chapped lips, bleary eyes, broken nails, split ends. Anything that marks us as human and vulnerable and brave.
• h a n d s
• A stomach that has lots of rolls or none at all!!!!! It makes me so happy to think that that’s the place where your favourite foods are!!!!!!
1. I went shopping today and got great great deals on new workout tops! Weee!
2. I got 4/7 things from my to-do list done…at first was upset I didn’t do it all, but then happy that I was still productive.
3. (last night went downtown ice skating with friends, surrounded by stunning Christmas lights and didn’t fall down once…happened last night but still happy about it)
4. Got a new planner that is gorgeous, cannot wait to write things in it
5. Just got back from Zumba with my friend and currently laying on my living room floor, enjoying the flood of endorphins and surrounded by the cats.
Even though today had negative things in it, reflecting makes me realize that bad things don’t always make for a bad day. In creating this positive space, this girl is content tonight.
please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world’s best Tetris player
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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
I bought my mom her birthday present at Target and the cashier who rang me up figured out I was autistic by the way I walked. (On my toes, sometimes hopping, and my arms in the raptor hands position to hang onto my bag and my carry basket of stuff.)
He told me his daughter is autistic and she has a No Gloom ‘Shroom like mine, but hers is red.
He was super nice and asked if I flinch when people give me coins. YES, I do. He put one hand under mine when he handed me the coins, which saved me from dropping them all over the place. (Always happens >.<;; lol)
I asked him if he supports Autism Speaks and he said “Heck no, I pay attention to what you guys say. We do ASAN in my house. Red instead, right?”
I told him yes and that he’s awesome and hopped my way out to my mom.
We’re getting people to listen, y’all!
I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOWi wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me
I didnt realise i could love anything more than triple chocolate milkshakes…. and then i met Rolo
@spaaceparent are u a teen cheetahBut now you recall!
Look! Look!
They loves to play!
Rawr!
Their head is just one giant ball of floof!
I can’t even
How do they live? Being so cuTE??
Ugh!!
This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.
For anyone who needs this.
Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!
I honestly needed this.
thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time
my mother divorced my father when i was 7. it wasn’t because she was gay, though she did discover this later (another reminder that it’s okay to find out who you are at 40, at 50, etc, and also for who you are to change) but because she had thought he was the great love of her life and he turned out to be a shitty person.
my mother married my ma when i was 11. i think they do have a great love. i think they love each other the way you can when you’re middle aged – having seen the world, being able to see each other’s flaws, knowing themselves. they see each other in full, and they love each other and the world for it.
they dance on the street to buskers (very embarrassing when you’re twelve; very cute when you look back on it as an adult). i shit you not – they pass me their purses and dance on the sidewalk, laughing. i thought was something that only happened in movies.
my ma makes my mother eggs every morning because my mother can’t cook for shit. my mother presses my ma’s work blazers for her because my ma still can’t figure out how to work the new iron.
when it was warm, high-school me would wake up on the weekends and wander downstairs to find them sitting in the backyard in the sun, drinking coffee together and splitting the newspaper in a surgical, exact process since they’d worked out who wanted which sections years ago.
my mother is happier than she’s ever been. my ma, too. there is a future out there for every gay person who’s always known they’re gay, like my ma, and for everyone who figures it out later, like my mother. there’s time.
they’re growing old together. i cannot express to you how much they are leading happy lives, loving each other, with a huge family surrounding them. i cannot express to you how much they have this beautiful future that they are living and will live.
i want you to know, if you don’t have any older gays in your life: they’re out there. and they’re living these full, happy lives.
sometimes i look to my moms and i think, i want a life like yours. and looking at them makes me believe i will get it.
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