#horoscope
Horoscope: Give yourself a little credit today. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
Her face is just “I know but-!”
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Horoscope: You’ve always been a fashion-forward trendsetter, which is why, after next Thursday, they’ll all be saying that getting shot in the face is the new Black.
“And it costs how much!?”
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Horoscope: A passionate and intelligent debate over semantics this week will unfortunately get bogged down by pragmatics.
Tag yourself and your friend- or however this hellsite works I don’t know anymore.
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Horoscope: Exciting changes await you in the coming days as Evolution decides you’ve been getting a little TOO comfy in your unique evolutionary niche.
Laura is pure evil and she’s not even trying to hide it. I haven’t seen this level of pure big-bitch debochin energy since Milk Prime.
To be clear, this is a VERY VERY GOOD THING.
See you all on friday!
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Horoscope: One day you’ll buy the underwear you will die in. Go love somebody.
If she’s taking it as encouragement, so should you.
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Horoscope: You’ll feel like a million bucks this week when security guards escort you across town, unload you from the back of an armored truck, and lock you deep inside a bank vault.
Ever wonder how many world-saving items are lost in Labyrinth’s vaults? I do.
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Horoscope: Financial experts know that a number of factors are to blame for the downturn, but they won’t be able to shake the hunch that it was all your fault somehow.
Kirara hates Wall Street pass it on.
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Aries:space, grizzly bears, hair ties, unrequited affection, baking
Taurus:gardening, vine, ballet, eye-contact, early august
Gemini: crystal pepsi, high tops, circle glasses, high school auditoriums
Cancer:bubbles, laughing, golden hour, tea, chocolate, old cars
Leo:hair dye, dr. pepper, the color red, sketching, bass guitar
Virgo:middle school, comfy jackets, very organized binders, horses, ambition
Libra: skateboards, flash photos at night, hoodies, finding out someone you know likes an artist that you like too, cotton candy ice cream
Scorpio: k-pop, teaching, insecurity, BIG smiles, enthusiasm, spanglish
Sagittarius:instagram, art museums, homemade jewelry, golden retrievers, face masks, distance
Capricorn:cheerful attitudes, 80s movies, musical theater, bluntness, immature but endearing sense of humor
Aquarius: photoshop, travel, unrealized potential, the beach on an overcast day, favorite songs you forgot about, hanging out from 6 til 11 pm
Pisces: confidence, asking the wrong questions, being passionate about what you do, black suits, pie
Aries:Mokele-Mbembe
Taurus:Gambo
Gemini:Trunko
Cancer:Mongolian Death Worm
Leo: Nandi Bear
Virgo:Jersey Devil
Libra:Dobhar-chú
Scorpio:Mothman
Sagittarius:Bunyip
Capricorn:Loveland Frog
Aquarius:Qupqugiaq
Pisces:Snallygaster
Libra-Find a quiet place to reflect on your past mistakes, find what should be improved but also find what can’t be and accept that we can’t change everything about ourselves.
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ARIES ♈️: You get a chance to repeat the past, hoe. So do shit in a better way.
TAURUS ♉️: Don’t try to convince some bitch to see eye-to-eye w/you. Fuck w/the hoes that get you. Energy flows where focus goes.
GEMINI ♊️: Quit beating yourself emotionally over shit that happened in the past. Learn + apply it to your life now, hoe.
CANCER ♋️: Try reacting in a completely different way than you usually would, hoe. You control your emotions.
LEO ♌️: Timing is everything, so wait for the right moment to say what’s on your mind or you could fuck shit up.
VIRGO ♍️: Things should be going really well, but don’t let it go to your head. Focus on manifesting what’s most important.
LIBRA ♎️: A new opportunity might not be perfect, but the good shit outweighs the bad. Ride it like good dick.
SCORPIO ♏️: A mistake isn’t always a mistake, sometimes it had to happen for you to learn some valuable shit.
SAG ♐️: You could find out some shit that might have you going postal on a bitch. Keep your poker face on, it’s unnecessary.
CAP ♑️: If you feel like you have to fight for something, you’re right, hoe. Keep shit balanced as you move through this energy.
AQUARIUS ♒️: Stop being a pushover, hoe. A main bitch is taking advantage of you, expect more or tell that bitch, “BYE!"
PISCES ♓️: To manifest shit you must trust it can happen + actively take steps towards it. You can’t do one without the other.
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ARIES ♈️: You’re a fucking mess, + your energy is all over the place. Get laser focused on important shit, hoe.
TAURUS ♉️: Do what you hardheaded hoes do best, take your sweet ol’ fucking time. Instant gratification is not ideal.
GEMINI ♊️: Pump yo’ breaks, hoe! You’re being hella extra. Don’t make shit happen too quickly. Put more thought into it.
CANCER ♋️: Some hoe is trying to convince to think something. See the bigger picture before making a choice based off your feels.
LEO ♌️: Don’t keep your feelings bottled up, hoe. Confide in someone you trust, they’ll help give you clarity + shit.
VIRGO ♍️: Changing shit up is awesome, but take it slow; especially if it’s in regards to your work life, hoe.
LIBRA ♎️: Being a hard ass isn’t your thang, so cut the shit. Be more flexible about your belief, hoe.
SCORPIO ♏️: Don’t make any important choices for a couple of days, hoe. You’re not seeing shit clearly right now.
SAG ♐️: Trust your judgement when making a choice today. Don’t let one of your main hoes influence you.
CAP ♑️: Learn how to improvise, hoe. Something unexpected could happen, be flexible + open to new shit.
AQUARIUS ♒️: Hoes that you love (family) might be beefing. Help these bitches work shit out, it’ll bring you all closer.
PISCES ♓️: Don’t be antisocial when invited to do shit today. An unexpected connection w/an important hoe is likely.
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♈️ Stop second guessing yourself, hoe. The shit you want to accomplish is possible, but only if you stay focused on Point B. Smooth sailing is for the basic bitches.
♉️ You can’t appreciate the good shit, without experiencing the bad shit. So change your perspective, hoe. This little bump is really a blessing in disguise.
♊️ You may get a chance to gain some insight from an unexpected person or situation. Stay up, hoe, + pay attention to what’s going on around you.
♋️ Today you might find out shit you don’t WANT to know, but it’ll be exactly what a bitch NEEDS to know.
♌️ Don’t be a sensitive hoe today. You could learn a lot of shit if you’re open to seeing things from a different perspective from a bitch in your life.
♍️ Always thank yo’ haters because these miserable bitches won’t hesitate to point out shit that needs your attention, and this helps you to be on your a-game.
♎️ If plans didn’t fall through bc some bitch made a promise they couldn’t keep, take responsibility for the situation. You should always have a backup plan + ultimately, rely on yourself to make shit happen.
♏️ Humble your ass today, hoe. It’s good to feel bold + confident, but don’t let that shit get to your head. Stay grounded + balance these energies.
♐️ If you’ve been feeling like you’re not where you should be in life, you have a chance to play catch up, hoe. Realize how far yo’ ass has come, be grateful for the shit you have now + see your worth.
♑️ Are you wondering how you got yourself in a situation + wondering, “WTF WAS I THINKING?!” You’ll get through this shit, just take it one step at a time, hoe.
♒️ Keep your ass in check today. Don’t get distracted by extra bullshit + stay focused on your priorities/responsibilities, hoe.
♓️ There could be some bullshit blocking your progress. Use your creativity to get around this + don’t let your ass get distracted by pitying yourself.
The Signs As Stranger Things Characters
Aries: Max
Taurus: Dustin
Gemini: Lucas
Cancer: Jonathan
Leo: Hopper
Virgo: Barb
Libra: Nancy
Scorpio: Eleven
Sagittarius: Steve
Capricorn: Mike
Aquarius: Joyce
Pisces: Will
-Deja
*original by @cancercornastrology*
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Taurus: Mountain (juniper leaf, peppermint, scotch pine)
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