#its me
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Dr. Grim without his mask. stained glass is quite laborious.
no Google i do NOT mean a scalded dog wtf is wrong with you
Bitches to dreamXD:
(Im bitches)
kelleysroom-deactivated20200511:
here are some fresh ibuprofen pills for you to snack on
girls be like “i’m not gonna make it” and then make it
My favorite genre of fandom headcanon is that a fictional man has no ass. It is almost always in response to people being attracted to him. It’s like, you want him? Well he may bring a lot to the table but he is NOT bringing it to the chair! You still want him now? This bootyless fellow? This assless chap?
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
Why is the venn diagram of people who enjoyed/want to see She Ra vs people who didn’t/don’t the exact same venn diagram as the people who are queer/out vs cishet?
Like.Am I really that intensely queer?
((don’t answer that))