Are you a Conservative who believes Cliven Bundy is a great patriotic American and refuse to believe he said that “negros were better off as slaves” (even though as a right winger you probably also secretly agree with him)?

Welp, if last night’s post wasn’t proof enough for you, here’s video evidence of Cliven Bundy, in the old wrinkly white flesh, making those remarks courtesy of Media Matters:

Have your heard about Cliven Bundy? No? Why he’s only America’s newest patriot! Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, and right wingers of all types are going goo-goo over Mr. Bundy and his Bundy Ranch. Let me give you a little summary.

Cliven Bundy, like most good white right wingers, is a moocher. As a rancher in the great state of Nevada, Cliven Bundy let’s his cattle graze on public land. To use this land, the law requires ranchers to pay a grazing fee to the federal government, you know, just like you’d pay rent if you were using a piece of private land. The only problem is, in Cliven Bundy’s own words, Mr. Bundy does not “recognize the United States government as existing” and has refused to pay the fees associated with grazing cattle on public land for decades. He now owes the U.S. government around $1 million dollars.

Why are we hearing about this now? After many years, the federal government decided to show up a few weeks ago and seize his cattle. So, what does Cliven Bundy do? He goes on right wing media news outlets and calls for, no, no, not peaceful protesters, he calls for armed militia to show up and defend “his” land. And, like most right wingers who have nothing better to do but jump at the opportunity to swing their giant firearms around to make up for what they lack in their pants, show up they did!

Why does this matter? Well, to avoid a confrontation, the federal government returned Cliven Bundy’s cattle and backed down. This has made Mr. Bundy a big old rootin’ tootin’ heroic American patriot in the eyes of Conservative media! So much show, that ye ole’ mainstream lamestream media could no longer ignore Cliven Bundy’s plight!

The New York Times has got the latest straight from Cliven Bundy himself. The nation’s eyes and ears are all on Mr. Bundy right now. Perhaps he will drop some knowledge and leave us with the next great speech, one for the ages, a few quotes that will cement himself for generations to come as the next great American…

Oh.

Cliven Bundy, the right wing’s newest hero? Sounds about right.

People were led to believe that Trump wrote his eerily nationalistic Inaugural speech after posting this photo on Twitter a few days before the Inauguration:

Butaccording to The Wall Street Journal, Trump’s speech was written by his two aids: Steve Bannon (executive chairman of the extremely right-wing “news” page Breitbart) and Stephen Miller (infamously worked for racist Jeff Sessions who may be appointed for Attorney General).

We can’t trust a word Trump (or his wife) says to the public.

Theresa May years ago: “We will ban gay conversion therapy”

Boris Johnson: “We promise to ban conversion therapy”

The Queen: “The government will ban conversion therapy”

In Ron Howard’s voice, Arrested Development-stye:

“… They didn’t ban conversion therapy.”

The Radical Right’s Weekend in Vegas

The Western Conservative Action Network conference, also known as the WeCANact Liberty Conference, will begin on Friday at the Salt Palace Convention Center in Salt Lake City, Utah. The Patriot Voice conference, For God & Country Patriot Double Down, will also begin on Friday at the Ahern Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. The featured speakers at both conference include right-wing Republican lawmakers and candidates, as well as fringe figures from the Radical Right.

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Intelligence Dispatch: Project Blitz & Proud Boys

This week on Radical Reports: Project Blitz, the state legislative playbook of the Christian Right, has once again been revealed.The Proud Boys, the self-described “Western chauvinists” extremist right-wing gang, has been highly active in recent weeks; Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys, on Monday pleaded guilty to burning a Black Lives Matter banner stolen from a historic African American church in Washington, D.C.

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• Project Blitz, the Christian Right state legislative playbook created by the Congressional Prayer Caucus, the National Legal Foundation, and the ProFamily Legislative Network, increased the secrecy of the network after the mediaexposedthegroup’sagenda. However, Frederick Clarkson reports that the network’s new playbooks have been revealed, and the playbook has new additions “including a dramatic attack on the integrity of public libraries—but the Dominionism-driven Christian nationalist agenda remains the same.” [Religion Dispatches]
• Joshua Citarella reports about how the far-right is using the “slow red-pill” strategy,” a process of building an audience of mainstream conservative followers in order to progressively post more and more extreme-right and racist content. The true objective of this strategy was that by “building up that following, they would have successfully moved a large portion of their audience significantly further to the right.” [Guardian]
• Andrew Anglin, the founder of the neo-Nazi white supremacist Daily Stormer, “operates hundreds of different Bitcoin addresses that collectively transferred and received at least 1 million U.S. dollars’ worth of value, some to an apparent Russian darknet site that traffics in illegal activity,” according to reporting by Michael Edison HaydenandMegan Squire. [SPLC]
• Ali Breland writes that conspiracy theories revolving around claims of secret rings of occultist pedophiles or alleged satanic cabals committing sex crimes against children are often a manifestation of reactionary politics and social anxieties, and “pedophile conspiracies act as a sort of propaganda of the counterrevolution, a fun-house reflection of the real threats to the social order.” [Mother Jones]
• Public libraries in communities throughout the United States are facing “draconian cutbacks or a right-wing takeover,” as conservative candidates are taking over library oversight boards behind opposition to critical race theory and LGBTQ inclusive policies. As Eleanor J. Bader reports, “while most of these opposition groups purport to be homegrown and grassroots, all have access to the support and resources (including model legislation) of numerous national right-wing organizations.” [TruthOut]

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Over 535 charged over Capitol riot as FBI hunts more suspects 6 months later

A Virginia man charged over the deadly U.S. Capitol riot told an undercover FBI agent he belonged to a militia-style group that had explosives and surveilled the building a month after the insurrection, per a court filing unsealed Tuesday.

Fi Duong, 27, who allegedly told the agent the group referred to their meetings as “Bible study,” is one of more than 535 defendants arrested in nearly 50 states, the Department of Justice said in a statement marking six months since the Capitol was stormed.

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Let’s make Puberty Blocking Meds mandatory!

Now despite the psychotic episodes of the lunatic Reich wing, Roe v Wade never claimed that abortion was a right. It never said that abortion was a protected right.

The Reich wing can’t admit this, the written decisions spells this out but, the “Right” that Roe v Wade recognized was privacy.

Not making this up, read the decision for yourself. And if you’re not a psycho who needs to avoid reality you will see, quite plainly, that the “Right” that the Supreme Court Applied to abortion was privacy.

The human body was private – note the past tense:  “Was” – and that is why legislatures couldn’t seize legal control over it.

But that’s all gone now, the ReichTards aborted it, so let’s mandate Puberty Blocking Meds for every child under the age of 16.

ENORMOUS BENEFITS!

In one fell swoop we just eliminated teen pregnancies in all cases under 16 years of age. No girls will be getting pregnant, no boys will be impregnating anyone…

Secondly, the later children begin puberty, the taller they’ll end up.

Weird fact but the puberty boost is pretty much the same whether it starts at 16 or 12. AND, children do grow before puberty, just nowhere near as fast or as much. So they’ll all continue to grow until they’re 16, hit puberty and get the “Boost” on top of whatever extra grown they had up until 16.

FINALLY, and probably the biggest benefit:  The older and more mature kids are when the hormone monster arrives, the better equipped they’ll be to handle it. It won’t eliminate the roller coaster but it will moderate it a little…

And we can do this now – mandate things like Puberty Blocking Meds – because the lunatic Reich wingers just aborted the right to privacy of their and their children’s bodies.

butterknivees:

do teenage girls who support communism realize they would be exterminated under it?? as in it literally is stated in the communist manifesto that upper and middle classes are so spoiled theres no chance for resocialization for them and they need to be exterminated for the good of society… like… how do you support an ideology that says youre the scum of earth and you need to die??

No it doesn’t.

Click here to read the Communist Manifesto for yourself (it’s not too long).

“When, in the course of development, class distinctions have disappeared, and all production has been concentrated in the hands of a vast association of the whole nation, the public power will lose its political character … we shall have an association, in which the free development of each is the condition for the free development of all.” - excerpt from The Communist Manifesto

Right-Wing Extremism

The Right Wing Media is Again Pushing Pleasures of Anal Sex as Alternative to Unwanted “Forced Birth” Pregnancy

The Right Wing Media is Again Pushing Pleasures of Anal Sex as Alternative to Unwanted “Forced Birth” Pregnancy

With the GOP on defense after Roe draft leak, we should look forward to hearing more sex advice and explanations of how things will likely change for some Americans – but no need to panic about anything extreme says the right wing. “We just need to drop certain delusions that our sex lives and major life decisions are our own private…

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Radiohead Suing Ron DeSantis Campaign For Use of Repeating Loop of Their Song Section Droning “I Will Eat You Alive, I Will Eat You Alive”

Radiohead Suing Ron DeSantis Campaign For Use of Repeating Loop of Their Song Section Droning “I Will Eat You Alive, I Will Eat You Alive”

Ron DeSantis’s has a new campaign song courtesy of Thom Yorke, but Thom is not happy about it!

The Senator declared in response he is frankly sick of artists claiming they have rights under his rule, and also he wishes there could be ‘no alarms and no surprises, Please’

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Students boo GOP senator as she attacks transgender people during commencement speech - Reblog From LGBTQ Nation

Students boo GOP senator as she attacks transgender people during commencement speech – Reblog From LGBTQ Nation

After Sen. Cynthia Lummis made a transphobic comment, she lied and said that she wasn’t talking about trans people, getting more boos.

A Republican U.S. senator got booed at a graduation ceremony when she decided to use her speech to attack transgender people.

Commencement is supposed to honor the hard work and achievements of students, and speeches from distinguished people are supposed to…

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Tucker Carlson does Segment on America’s Decline and How You Can’t Even Go Into A Grocery Story Without Likely Being Shot By Tucker Carlson Supporters

Tucker Carlson does Segment on America’s Decline and How You Can’t Even Go Into A Grocery Story Without Likely Being Shot By Tucker Carlson Supporters

I am Whatever yOu Say I Am

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Man, Woman & Trans Of The Year

We here at schooltrashers.com decided to nominate people we think deserve the title “(insert gender here) of the year”. We decided to put them in three different categories to even out the playing field, plus I don’t know many famous “transmen”, so I just put “trans” to simplify things. With that being said, let’s go start with…

Man Of The Year - Russell Brand

Although he’s not a right-winger, he seems to be triggering Democrats, the mainstream media and BreadTubers. This is due to him pointing out the truth and saying things that goes against the narrative. The Left hates that, they absolutely hate the truth. For this reason alone, Russell Brand truly deserves the title Man Of The Year.

Woman Of The Year - JK Rowling

She is standing her ground, pissing off The Left by recognizing scientific and biological facts. She does that by acknowledging there is a difference between men & women. That’s not transphobic by any stretch of the imagination. But the radical left wants to lie and indoctrinate people by claiming that gender is a “social construct”. Ironically by saying this, they don’t realize that “Gender Identity” is the actual social construct.

Trans Of The Year - Blaire White

She is absolutely awesome. Her political views triggers The Left. She even triggers The Left with her anti-pedophilia videos. This woman is incredible and yes I call her a woman because that’s what she looks and sounds like, but make no mistake that she is trans. She is what trans people should aspire to be like because she’s mature, intelligent and kind. Blaire White is actually awesome and sweet, unlike ContraPoints, Rachel Levine or Jessica Yaniv.

With that being said, I think The Left has a lot of growing up to do because they’re surely not acting like it with how hateful and intolerant they are.

Yup, if you’re a liberal who agrees with any right wing ideas, they consider you a conservative.