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i made a thing
I’m doing @hatchetober over on tiktok! Here’s Jane Perkins for day 1: Dark
- Honey queen
- Perky’s buds
- Abstinence camp
- Killer track daddy
- Yellowjackets
- Nibbly must eat
- The monarch is vexed
SEVEN HINTS FOR SEVEN STORIES!!
GUYS THE GLOWING LETTERS SPELL OUT NIBBLY MUST EAT!! COS HE’S THE ONE WHO FEASTS IN THE DARK!!
I think that there aren’t spaces between the words much like the smaller letters but the colours break up each clue! So that would mean that we go to maret which would give us abst_ _ence c_ _p. The first word is clearly abstinence but the second one could be camp or CCRP. However based on the imagery I think camp is more likely. Also Mariah replied this lol which i’m taking as 2.
Also abstinence doesn’t always mean sex see??
That’s what I think it is anyways:
Okay so the only words that end with aben are graben and paraben so green is almost definitely Mare meaning that so far they are following the lords in black colour scheme and appearance order: Pokey/Blue, Wiggly/Green, Blinky/Purple
Guys these clues sounds like Webby’s hints to Hannah!! Like “bad blood, cross, black and white”, “Don’t do it, two doors not one”, “Bad place, black and white” sounds very much like “honey queen, perky’s buds”
Okay so obviously by now we know they’re spelling Nightmare Time but I think they’re going to end up spelling Nightmare Time Season 2. Because the colour schemes they’re currently following is the colours of the Lords in Black and there are 5 of them and you get that if you split it:
Night
Mare
Time
Season
2
As well as this the amount of letters lines up with who’s posting it
Because there are 13 letters left in that sentence and there is 9 actors remaining. However if you anticipate Nick posting one, Paul Gabriel posting one, Matt maybe posting one and then announcing Ziggs’ actor who posts one and then finishing back on the Starkid account it’d line up with 13 because I can’t see another way of them having all of them posting one.
But I do think each word/row is a different colour as well as being accompanied with a different quote from the Nightmare Time theme and a different emoji as Curt and Corey’s have different captions to everyone else.
It’s partially because of that that I think Curt’s post is the M in Mare rather than in time because Curt’s lyric of “are you fast enough” appears before Corey’s “the timer is ticking down” in the theme song.
Okay besties here’s what I’ve got:
- Honey queen/bee imagery:
The Hatchetfield Honey Festival. A Mariah character is crowned the honey queen… potentially Miss T with honey herself Zoey??
- Perky’s buds/farm imagery:
Perky sounds like a nickname probably given to the Perkin’s sisters in high school. Buds could be weed. Meaning it’s potentially about Emma’s weed farm
- The Hatchet in the log-2 possibilities
Number 1- The Hatchet Men and the tree-people more info on the Hatchetfield witch trials and such
Number 2 (more likely)- Lumberaxe the mad woodsman who was mentioned alongside Chumby and Willabella in the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
Also Mariah and I had this interaction so…
MAJOR props to @hatchetfieldtheories cos them lining up the images like that is a lifesaver for my brain
Guys just imagine Reyna and Octavian aggressively singing This School is Mine from AVPSY to each other
Reyna:
You know nothing of my life
All I am is what I do
I cannot let you win
You snobbish, evil brat
Surrender now
Before I come for you
Octavian:
You will all bow down to me
Your reign is at an end
You are the not the Praetor you think
You are nothing but a fool
I see you now
You never were my friend
Both:
At last the lines are drawn into the sand
At last I know exactly where I stand
You may think that I am on the decline
But tonight this camp is mine!
Yes tonight this camp is mine!
Apollo:
Athena:
Hermes:
Starkid’s “Man, I Feel Old” sketch from 123Ever
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
Part 2
Black Friday act 2 starts
Starkid fans:
Everyone talks about how Jeff Blim is an amazing actor, singer, and songwriter but let’s not forget that THE MAN CAN DANCE!!
Is there anything Jeff Blim can’t do?
1night 2last 3ever
Space Tour (2011)
Look at these little baby rockstars
Any Starkid: sings, dances, speaks.
Dylan Saunders: Instantly turns into proud Dad.
The Apocalyptour Outfits
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
(I love these nerds so much)
If you can think of others leave them in the comments!
Anyone thinking about the future of Hatchetfield may want to check this out:
Why is it always so darn exciting when Nick responds to my tweets?!
