#the lost hero
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Annabeth: Ahhh shit
Hazel: *stares in disbelief*
Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine
Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
leo: do it no balls
piper: uh yeah no balls im not fucking WEAK i have ovaries
AU where Naomi Solace literally writes songs about her fling with the sun god and everyone is all like “aw she’s so poetic” but she literally did date a god and Will is just like the whole time
~Doctor Mode~ Will: Now, make sure you’re drinking plenty today
Leo: Will do, Doc!
Will: …
Will: WATER
Okay but Prophetic Will Solace already knows everyone’s sexuality/gender before they even know but he has a really hard time remembering who actually came out so he just has this checklist hidden somewhere to make sure he doesn’t accidentally out someone
Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants’ revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera’s rage.
AAUW Book Haul: Part 3
I visited the local AAUW Used Book Sale where I bought 21 books! I divided my haul into 3 parts, so here are the last 7 books!
Pictured from top to bottom: Catherine House by Elisabeth Thomas, The Ravens by Kass Morgan and Danielle Paige, My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh, Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey, The Inexplicable Logic of my Life by Benjamin Alire Sáenz, The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan, and The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins.