#wtf brain

First date, I’m fucking nervous

Date: “Are you nervous?”

Me to myself: you gotta act self confident!

Me (self confident): “No, I’m Sara.”

The human brain is a fascinating organ. It starts working the day you were born and won’t stop until you’re in the middle of that fucking math exam and all of sudden everything you remember is the chorus of Cotten Eye Joe.

Today’s Sleepless Hysteria Thought: Daishou Suguru has the EXACT SAME vibes as the phrase “Scared, Potter?”

Am I allowed to beat off to the sound of your voice…?

I sat and stared in the mirror today and just couldn’t stop thinking how ugly my face is…

Where can I buy a new face from pls?