#affectionate
hi everyone in case you were having a good day I would just like to remind you that Sam Cortland
Welp. Must summon friends to be sad with @polaroidsintheocean@lysandra-ghost-leopard@ssardothien@evolving-dreamer@xunxunny
Well I guess if I’m not of use / Go ahead, you can cut me loose
“Do you want to see my pecker???”
*puckers my lips and pecks you on the corner of the mouth* my lips!!! hahaha.. jokes for days - Lame joke Dujour - eUë
So I was rewatching season 5 and encountered this fun lil parallel
I randomly last week started watching Mr. Robot and I have to let you guys know something: although I understand intellectually what is meant these days by phraseology such as “poor little meow meow” and the love of pathetic characters and wanting to shake them in a pringles can etc etc, I had thought that I would never really feel it, being removed from this new generation and all.
And then I met Dominique DiPierro.
I hope Australia never stops making up new words that only they know about
it’s always an internal debate over what to tag any character on the hellsite but when they have one name (Phlox, Nami, etc.) you see a lot more variation (especially if their name is also a common word like Blaze). Usually you see them tagged as just Blorbo but some people put a title i.e. Commodore Blorbo or Blorbo the Mad Titan or Blorbo, Son of Mogh, or they add the name of the show (best example of this is “Sans Undertale”, which I personally find hilarious) or sometimes everybody calls him Blorbo but there’s one episode or a tie-in book or something that reveals his full name is Blorbo Mitsubishi-Gutenberg or whatever and people use that (example: S'chn T'gai Spock) but my absolute favourite thing is when people take a blorbo who already has a surname and name them after the show anyway. I saw someone on here refer to Roronoa Zoro as “Zoro One Piece” and I was never the same
not to give tumblr rights but this is so funny
Ah yes the three genders:
- monke
- sunglasses
- capitalism
I haven’t even had cuddles in almost two years.
For a very affectionate person, this is literal torture.
With that said, I want it with the right person. The One person.
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Everyone says you should love yourself before you can love anyone else.
Well, I do.
I love myself enough to know that:
- I deserve better.
- I shouldn’t have to be alone.
- I would be a very loving boyfriend/husband to the right girl.
- I shouldn’t have to suffer and have to continue this unfair life where I only see everyone else (even shitty assholes) get love besides me.
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Can someone please have a crush on me? And talk to me? Someone who I will have a crush on also? Is that possible?
Ideal outcome: Someone talks to me, we both like each other the same amount and enjoy talking to each other, we meet in person after this worldwide quarantine ends, and live happily ever after.
I wish that would become reality…
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Hey guys, what’s your introduction to Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in like media.
I’ll go first.
Mine was from the film “Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Wolfman.”
HES SO SICK
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