#batbros

incorrectbatfam:

[around a campfire]

Jason: There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on a razor’s edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of the Joker.

Jon, Colin, and Billy: Were you killed?

Jason: Sadly, yes.

Jason: But I lived!

Demon Damian Wayne

Bleh-bleh

Little Wing (Part 2)

Art request by @nfafab on Instagram

D and d

Richard and Amy and Damian

A boy can dream (of a loving father)

B’s kids all get him the same birthday present every year. No more shelf room at the manor so they’ve migrated to the Watchtower and started a JL trend.

Critics are not loving Red Hood’s new weapon of choice

Saw a post about B with this mug and couldn’t stop thinking about it

Dick Grayson’s raincoat

A forever fave for me is Dick Grayson as Talon!!! Here’s an older and younger version, depending on the age he got stuck at forever. I wish DC used him more

incorrectbatfam:

Bruce: A memo from the Justice League.

Bruce, reading from a paper: Due to elevating cursing from the other heroes that we believe is coming from batfamily, we now are changing the way things are phrased.

Bruce, to Jason: “Ask me if I give a fuck” will be now “Of course I’m concerned.”

Jason:

Bruce, to Tim: “Who gives a shit?” is now “I wasn’t involved in that.”

Tim:*nods*

Bruce, to Stephanie: “Kiss my ass” is now “I don’t think you understand.”

Stephanie:Okay.

Bruce, to Dick: “Suck my dick” is now “Have a nice day.”

Dick:

Bruce, to Damian: and finally “Who the hell died and made you boss?” is now “You want me to take care of this?”

Damian: Yes, Father.

Duke: Bruce, you want me to write a reply email from you about this?

Bruce: Yes, please reply: “To the Justice League, of course I’m concerned. You want me to take care of this? While I wasn’t involved in that, I feel you should reverse these changes as I don’t think you understand. Have a nice day.”

The batkids:*snickering*

Alfred: That’s my boy.

Selina: I love you.

Tim: so… What was everybody doing while I was dead?

Damian: I kidnapped your friends and became the leader of the teen titans.

Tim:

Bruce: Tim drop that gun-

asinanne:

Rememberthis thing? I decided to redraw it!

Nightmink - Mink Grayson

Red Toad - Jason Kermit Toad

Drake - Tim Duck

And their care taker, Robin - Damian Wayne ✨

(also, thankyou for 700+ followers! )

asinanne:

Some more doodles of Dami and his furbros!

Original post/redraw

Dick: We should settle this like civilized adults.

Jason: I agree.

Dick: So, a rap battle?

Jason: A rap battle.

Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Tim, mixing different energy drinks in a cauldron: You know there’s an indigenous word, used to describe people like you.

Tim:PARTY-POOPER

Tim: *violently opens the curtains*

Tim: Wake up or we’ll be late for the parade!

Conner: mY EYES!!

Tim: It’s called sunlight and it’s not that bright.

Conner: IT’S NOT THE SUN IT’S YOUR OUTFIT.

Tim, completely draped in pride themed sequin clothings:oh.

Tim: I think Alfred’s mad at you.

Jason: What makes you say that?

Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.

Jason, reading the note: “Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do.”

Roy: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Jason: *cracking his knuckles*

Jason: Manslaughter it is.

Tim: You like my personality?

Conner: I was surprised too

Bruce:Tim, Do you have any viable product ideas to contribute?

Tim: Multiple.

Tim:Which one should i present first: ‘Conditioner Gordan’, 'Alfred-no-fret Surface Cleaner’ or 'Bruce Bruise medication’

Board of Directors: :O

Bruce: Ah yes, more therapy sessions it is.

Steph: How dare you run a check on me?! How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?

Tim: I’d hate it and that’s why I CLEVERLY, have no personal life.

Jason: *sends a voice message*

Bruce, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Jason: Oh don’t worry about it!

[later]

Bruce: *presses play*

Jason’s recorded message: BRUCE, THERE’S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–