#dankest memes
L A C R E A Z I O N E Di A D A M O
O Tresissing
Wtf Spotify
WHAT THE FUCK SPOTIFY!?!?
WHY WAS THIS IN MY MIX???
I recognized the rugrats theme right away and got very triggered
Panini
Gordon Ramsay: “Hey Panini-”
Lil Nas X: “Don’t you be a meanie!”
(SMALL) S:FFH Spoiler (but not really a spoiler)
Mysterio @ Peter : “Maybe if you were good enough, Tony would still be alive”
Random guy at the theater: “Oh fuck you!”
Ellen Burning Questions with Jake Gyllenhaal
Ellen: “Who’s the sexiest avenger?”
Jake(almost immediately) : “Spiderman.”
*scattered applause*
Jake: “…Thor???”
*EXTREMELY LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING*
Peak geek culture is me on my Washington DC field trip getting super excited about seeing the Washington Monument because Spiderman had been there
I literally posted a video on my Instagram “we’re at the Washington monument! Where spiderman had once been!” And you can here me squealing
Strange/funny/akward/creepy things happening to me at the Meal Center (that’s set up like a restaurant) where I volunteer sometimes
-Some man went “Are you muslim?” And i replied yes and he proceeded to tell me about his muslim friend and asked me if I know her
-A man ate like 10 plates of the meal which was pretty hefty. The funny/awkward part was that I asked him if he wanted dessert like 5 times cuz each time I thought he was done but he kept asking for another meal
-A man came up to me, uncomfortably close, and talked to me about something but I dont even remember what he said because I was only thinking about the fact that he’s too close
-A man came up next to me, literally standing next to me like a foot away, and asked me if it got hot because of my hijab
-This one man suddenly asking me really loudly “Are you Pakistani?!?” And when I nodded yes he turned to the person next to him and said stuff in Spanish. And I could’ve tried to listen and see what he says (I understand some Spanish because of school) but I knew he was talking about me and I didn’t really wanna know what he was saying
-One man I swear I 95% heard say sketchy stuff like “picked the lock”, “the things were in this room”, and “looked through apartments”. The same guy was talking about jails later and why people are in jail
The thicc sauropod
Who’s the true king?
Tyrannosaurus rex= Tyrant lizard king
Magnapaulia= B I G P A U L
How to ruin your reputation and IQ with one sticker
The usual pet for a Disney villian, or evil pirate, is a crow or a parrot. But seriously, some toucans just look designed to be some cackling lovable villian of madness
S P I N C H
Leonine Misbegotten? More like Leonine Misbegottem!
Is this anything?
happy hanukkah to everyone who celebrates! :)
hey look i made this
a real ad i got. I don’t even know at this point
