Old but gold

Honestly if Hermione went darkside no one would have a fucking chance.

James can’t produce a patronus for ages, he just can’t stay focused.

DADA in the last year, when they’re learning it, Minnie just happens to be walking by and sees him struggle. She stops in on the class, and Lily finally provides a full body patronus of a doe. Minnie goes over to James and says to him quietly “Evans looks happy with hers,” and James looks at his girlfriend. She has a bright smile looking up at the creature from her wand.

James focuses on this, on Lily, on her smile. He holds our his wand once more and speaks the charm, and a large bright stag escapes his wand and joins the doe in the sky.

McGonagall said something then, barely loud enough for James to hear, and he can’t be sure that he did, but he thinks her heard her mutter “good job, Prongs.”

*taps microphone*

*clears throat*

Sirius :

“YoU NeVER LOVED Me MOM,

But I NEEDED YOU WOAH WOAH!”

Griffindor *disgusted* : That’s so Slytherin of you.

Huffelpuff *surprised*: That’s so Slytherin of you!

Ravenclaw *tired*: That’s so Slytherin of you.

Slytherin *proud*: That’s so Slytherin of you. *High fives*

Drapple diptych

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The crossover you didn’t ask for : Harry, the black lion, meets Draco, a seductive sorcerer ⚡️

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Slytherin: hey, you know about feelings, right? Because there is someone i would like to ask on a date. How do i do that?

Hufflepuff: that’s so sweet! just ask the person to go get a butterbeer together

Slytherin: ok, wanna go get a butterbeer together?

Hufflepuff: yeah! Ask the person just like that

Slytherin: i just did

Hufflepuff: and what was the answer?

Slytherin: idk, you tell me

Hufflepuff: hey, it’s been ages since you last posted,are you all right?

Slytherin: yeah, totally. I’ve just been hella busy, but it’s also because i have been working on a huge surprise…

Ravenclaw: here’s the books you wanted on password recovery

Hufflepuff: wait a sec, all this time without posting, you had forgotten your login password??

I hate Paris

Slytherin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to

Slytherin:*immediately falls asleep*

Dear Rowan

I honestly don’t think that this would be an issue

Wish you the best of luck in your quest of becoming a Hogwarts teacher

-Remus John Lupin

Listen up y’all

Mom:Ravenclaw

Dad:Griffindor

Sister:Ravenclaw

Bff:Ravenclaw

Now, how the hell was I born a slytherin?

September 1st

You guys know what that means right?

Today we are going back to Hogwarts!

Hufflepuff: can you imagine? Like, getting paid for been cute?

Slytherin: oh, you would be so rich

Hufflepuff:what?

Slytherin:what?

Just a quick shout out to my followers! Because even though I am loaded with university stuff and hasn’t been much active lately, you guys are still amazing

I’ll try my best to post as soon as possible

Hufflepuff: I would die for you guys

Griffindor: I would die for you all first

Slytherin, shouting across the room: NO ONE HERE IS DYING UNLESS IT’S ME THE ONE DOING THE KILLING

Slytherin: why do people keep thinking I can’t do anything nice?

Ravenclaw:experience

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Reblog or like this post and submit it to me on private.

It can be anything related to this blog, a picture, a drawing, you name it! Let your imagination run free and let’s make this as an opportunity to expose some talents and interact in this crazy tumblr family

Submittions are open!!!

Good luck, I look forward to see what you guys do

Hufflepuff: would you please pass me the salt?

Griffindor: sure thing *slides Slytherin across the table*

⚆ _ ⚆ What? Merula is finally been someone decent? She isn’t sounding anything like herself..

Oh, and there it is ಠ~ಠ

Slytherin: so, as I was saying, ow, hey Griffy! Great morning, isn’t it?

Griffindor: ………good morning to you too, wait, did you just called me griffy?

Slytherin: Oh, huffy! You’re here as well, must I say you look stunning, as usual

Hufflepuff: -blushing- Ah, thank you very much for the compliment, you look good as well

Slytherin: as I always do must I say; but that’s not the point. I’m already late for the surprise, we’ll end our talk later Ray, see you guys in a moment, ok? Gotta go!!

Griffindor: what just happened? What’s with the nicknames and overly friendly approach?

Ravenclaw: Oh you haven’t heard? It’s one of his favorites birthday today

Griffindor: so, is it Voldemort’s birthday then?

Hufflepuff: please, don’t say that name

Ravenclaw: obviously, no, it’s Draco’s birthday, and there is going to be a surprise party for him, that’s what we were discussing before you guys arrived and…

Griffindor: and????

Ravenclaw: and we all are going to be there

Hufflepuff: that’s so nice of him, to invite us all

Ravenclaw: it was more like a claim that an invite

Slytherin: hey guys!! I’m back!! And I got the party hats!!

Griffindor: oh god, they are snake shaped

-later that day-

All of them: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACO!!!!!

How the Hogwarts houses are seen, explained in emojis

Griffindor: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Slytherin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hufflepuff: :3

Ravenclaw: ಠ_ಠ