#incorrect quote
Person A: “….Well this is quite awkward.”
Person B: “You’ve tried to murder all of us at leastonce, at some point or another, what the fuck were you expecting? Flowers and a hug?”
Person A: “I can’t believe you went through with that, I wasjoking!”
Person B: “You really should know better than to give me a challenge and not prepare for the consequences by now…. Mind handing me a towel?”
Person A: “Alright, what did they do this time?”
Person B: “They were saying horrible things about you! I couldn’t just do nothing!”
Person A: “Yeah, them and just about everyone else in this place, it’s nothing I’m not use to, they’ve been doing it since longbefore you came here…. Look, I know you mean well, but you really have to stop, or you’re going to get us both in trouble.”
Person A: “You wont get away with this! When they find me, they’ll make you payfor what you’ve done!”
Person B: “Oh don’t worry, once I’m done with you, there won’t be anything left for them tofind.”
Person A: “Well that went to shit a lot faster than I expected.”
Person B: “Youknewthis would happen?!”
Person A: “Of course, did you really expect (Person C) to play nice with those moronic amateurs for long? Besides, the moment they made that comment about (Person D), they went from mild annoyances, to putting themselves right at the top of (Person C)’s shit-list. Either way, they were never going to make it out of this building alive.”
Person A: “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you insane?!”
Person B: “I thought we already established that?”
Person A: “Take. It. Off.”
Person B: “No.”
Person A: “I’m serious, you have no idea what that thing can do, and you do notwant to find out.”
Person A: “….Is…Is that real?”
Person B: “I mean, it feels pretty fucking real…. Pleasedon’t do that again.”
Person A: “There’s a demon sitting in your bathtub.”
Person B: “Oh that’s just Bob, don’t worry, he’s chill.”
They’re on a different wavelength.
ben: i thought you were better than this!
klaus: really? …. why?
diego: mama might’ve raised an emotionally awkward man-child with self-esteem issues, but she dIDN’T RAISE NO QUITTER
klaus: they say seventy percent of the human body is made of H₂O
klaus: well the other thirty percent of me wants₂die
five: i told you, i’m fine. why the hell do you keep asking?
allison: you had ten cups of coffee in two minutes
dave: so how do you feel about all this? about us?
klaus, checking his mood ring: uh, i feel green i guess
diego: god, i hate everyone in this fucking house
luther: you’re in the house you know
diego: bitch i said everyONE not everyTEN
Vesemir: The bedroom is a mess. You trainees are disgusting. At least take the trash out.
Geralt:Okay.
Vesemir: Geralt, put Lambert down!
Aiden: You’re just as competitive as I am!
Lambert: Don’t be absurd. I’m more competitive.
Jaskier: I’m afraid of heights.
[Geralt walks into the room]
Jaskier: But I would not hesitate to climb that mountain of a man.
Tiny Vicious crossover sketch with the 8th Doctor and the War Master
